CAPTAIN CHUCK I LIKE THAT IDEA JUST WHOOP THAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!:drink::evilb:

When I was a kid (2 or 3) a guy knocked on my door and when my mom opened it he tried to force his way in. The timing couldn't have been better on my dad's part because he was puling up to the house just as the guy was getting into the foyer.

He saw what was happening and commenced to beating the guy senseless with a piece of rebar he had in his truck!!!
Needless to say he was in the hospital for about a week before he went to jail.

My dad loves to tell that story and it never gets old!!!:drink:

And that is where I get my mentality from....:cool:

should have let him get in and shot him dead,that way theres 1 less criminal on the streets

And dead men don't sue :party-smiley-004:

Nah then the biotch can sue ya. Let em 1/2 way in then bust one in between his running lights. I got a Mossberg 500 pump cruiser special. 18 inch cylinder bore barrel. First three bird last two .00 buck. :p

That's what is wrong with sh!t today!!!!!

That assclown that my dad beat the crap out of didn't sue sh!t!!!

Nowadays scumbags like the one mentioned above have to many rights...If someone is on your property and he shouldn't be you should have every right in the world to beat his ass!!!!

When I carry it's a Taurus mod. 85, clean and simple. That's what I had available at the time. If I would have gotten in my lock-up I could have lit him up like the 4th. Yea I could have killed him but I chased him down the street, off my property, now I'm the bad guy. He played the race card right away. What's a white boy to do?

Jason, Rollwithit, has a good shotgun story. He made a guy chit himself by racking a shotgun to the guys head on a raid....

I have dreamed of the day someone is coming into my house. As they begin to wander thought, they see the long beam of my laser bearing down on them, they realize they should've picked another house. I focus the beam on them and all they can do is wonder how to get out.
Then I remember the time I was robbed in New Orleans. I asked the NOPD, what would have hapened if I was sitting my couch when they broke in, oiling my 12 gauge. He said, as long as they are inside your threshold, and there are more bullets in teh front, than the back of the carcass, we don't care. That means, this is the last time that criminal will be logged into our police reports.

Once, i was cleaning my shotgun and someone set off my truck's alam downstairs. I opened the window, focused my sights down on him and said, need something from that vehicle. Then engaged a shell. Looked like Lootie sitting in the canoe before Rodney Dangerfield in his fishing boat in Caddyshack ran him over.

Sucks to have someone messing around with your house. But if you make the right impression, word gets around not to mess with that house.

Having problems downloading the pic of my heaters. All i have to say is COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!