OT-a little humor for the.......sea men
A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a
checkup. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring it back to me with a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 75 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this... First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even asked Mable, the lady next door. She tried too-first with both hands, then an armpit. She even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor? The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried we still couldn't get the damn jar open!" |
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