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SHARKEY-IMAGES 07-15-2008 08:26 PM

Avalanche Breaks Records of TD's 87.1 !!!
 
Barnegat Bay today:

A young woman has broken many records as well as many other things.

Out excelled, the little boat.

Quickest to come to a full stop.

Biggest air the little boat ever saw.

Gone the most distance without touching the water...:eek:

All this and managed to get a little wet, but appeared to be ok after the huge splash she made onto the inshore/offshore scene...

All of this and she is just 17 years of age..

Her power of choice in which may or may not be accurate because we all know how some like to not tell exactly what they got... ;)

Vortec 5.3L V8 SFI with Active Fuel Management and E85 capable, 310 horsepower and 335 lb.-ft. of torque

We hope her next time out has better results and she makes a quick recovery...

Photos of this event can be found here:

http://sharkeyimages.zenfolio.com/p481866165




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BlackJack58 07-15-2008 09:07 PM

Who was that pulling her out? Sea Tow? :eek:

DaveP 07-15-2008 09:26 PM

Who's the fat guy standing in front of the Hinkley Sign? :drink:

fatdaddy 07-15-2008 10:35 PM

Carfax will probably catch that. :rolleyes:

SHARKEY-IMAGES 07-16-2008 04:53 AM


Originally Posted by BlackJack58 (Post 2624824)
Who was that pulling her out? Sea Tow? :eek:

No.

They never got a chance to get a hook on it.

It was Joe's Service Center of Mantoloking Rd in Brick big wrecker. They hooked it and then winched it to the bulkhead.

seafordguy 07-16-2008 08:06 AM

Darn - I can't see "online personal network backup" while at work.....

TexomaPowerboater 07-16-2008 08:41 AM

LOL, she ain't got nothing on this. Stretched hummer limousine fished out of Texoma

http://www.kxii.com/home/headlines/13758402.html

tripple digits 07-16-2008 08:47 AM


Originally Posted by sharkeymarine (Post 2624760)
Barnegat Bay today:

A young woman has broken many records as well as many other things.

Out excelled, the little boat.

Quickest to come to a full stop.

Biggest air the little boat ever saw.

Gone the most distance without touching the water...:eek:

All this and managed to get a little wet, but appeared to be ok after the huge splash she made onto the inshore/offshore scene...

All of this and she is just 17 years of age..

Her power of choice in which may or may not be accurate because we all know how some like to not tell exactly what they got... ;)

Vortec 5.3L V8 SFI with Active Fuel Management and E85 capable, 310 horsepower and 335 lb.-ft. of torque

We hope her next time out has better results and she makes a quick recovery...

Photos of this event can be found here:

http://sharkeyimages.zenfolio.com/p481866165




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Jelious are we or enveous wich is it

hunster 07-16-2008 09:15 AM

Definatly a "SALVAGE" tow there.

Was she headed for F cove?

C_Spray 07-16-2008 09:35 AM


Originally Posted by tripple digits (Post 2625244)
Jelious are we or enveous wich is it

Neither.

We're impressed - This is actually a REAL accomplishment.

Jigsaw89 07-16-2008 09:45 AM

If that's the case, she chose the wrong day and side of the bridge as her launching pad! LOL


Originally Posted by hunster (Post 2625282)
Was she headed for F cove?


getchasum111 07-16-2008 10:27 AM


Originally Posted by tripple digits (Post 2625244)
Jelious are we or enveous wich is it

it's really hard to take you seriously when my 9 year old can spell better than you....do you just act stupid or are you really that illiterate....

C_Spray 07-16-2008 10:38 AM

There are some who feel that TD is stupid, but pretends to mis-spell. (Not that I'm one of them...)

DaveP 07-16-2008 11:02 AM


Originally Posted by tripple digits (Post 2625244)
Jelious are we or enveous wich is it

Rich......wow! You have time to post on OSO?? I thought you were too busy calling people and telling them that the law enforcement members of your family and friends subpoenaed and obtained my cell phone records??

So tough guy................

IF anyone has subpoenaed and obtained my cell phone records........they did not follow protocol becuase to the best of my knowledge a complaint against me has never been filed because I would have had to be contacted and questioned first. (according to friends in the FBI and NJ Atty General's office) So, either you are as full of chit about the phone records as you are about the speed of your chit box or you are not. If you are not, some laws were broken and I will be having a meeting with the Internal Affairs folks at the PD. :D I'm sure the law enforcement members of your family and friends will appreciate that.

So..............GAME ON BUDDY!!!!! :evilb:

jayhawk261 07-16-2008 11:30 AM


Originally Posted by getchasum111 (Post 2625348)
it's really hard to take you seriously when my 9 year old can spell better than you....do you just act stupid or are you really that illiterate....

I haven't gotten into this at all, but I've sat back and read most of it. I wasn't going to say anything, but since you did getcha I will.

It isn't that hard to spell the most basic of words. Jealous and Envious are how they are spelled. Also, they are synonyms. You said the same thing with an "or" in between. You can talk trash all you want and that doesn't bother me. The constant misspelling and butchering of the English language is what kills me.

I know everybody on here has typos including myself. You need to take a literacy class for adults my friend. It is hard for anyone to take you seriously when you can't spell the most basic words in your own language.

BlackJack58 07-16-2008 12:24 PM

What? Is that TD again? I thought he was busy protecting us from terrorists. Stop reminding us what we already know...

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