OutlawBayB

If you are offended by the work $HIT, please do not read. This is purely a non-offensive little ha ha.

The most powerful word?
Well, $hit...
$hit may just be the most powerful word in the
English language.
You can be $hit faced, $hit out of luck, or have
$hit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your $hit together,
find a place for your $hit or decide to $hit or get
off the
pot.
You can smoke $hit,
buy $hit,
sell $hit,
lose $hit,
find $hit,
forget $hit,
and tell others to eat $hit and die.
Some people know their $hit while others can't
tell the difference between $hit and shineola.
There are lucky $hits,
dumb $hits,
crazy $hits,
and sweet $hits.
There is bull $hit,
horse $hit and
chicken $hit.
You can throw $hit,
sling $hit,
catch $hit,
or duck when $hit hits the fan.
You can give a $hit or serve $hit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep $hit or be happier
than a pig in $hit.
Some days are colder than $hit,
some days are hotter than $hit,
and some days are just plain $hitty.
Some music sounds like $hit,
things can look like $hit,
and there are times when you feel like $hit.
You can have too much $hit,
not enough $hit,
the right $hit,
the wrong $hit or
a lot of weird $hit.
You can carry $hit, have a mountain of $hit, or
find yourself up $hit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to $hit
and other times you swim in a lake of $hit and
come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the
basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your $hit, you don't
need to know anything else!
You could pass this along,
if you give a $hit.
Remember: Constipated people don't give a $hit!!!

Whew!!! Took a long time to edit all this $hit!

CigDaze

Yep, I think that about covers it!

Lakeplay

Thicker than $hit
Thinner than $hit
Raining or snowing like$hit
older than...
newer than...
uglier than..

Your right. Most important word is...