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dreamer 07-30-2008 10:01 PM

Lmao!!!
 
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o25031-en.html



read the description

johnnyboatman 07-30-2008 10:08 PM

crazy throw it away

DirtyMoney 07-30-2008 10:11 PM

nice!

packinair 07-30-2008 10:22 PM


Originally Posted by dreamer (Post 2640364)

guys boat burnt up and that is funny?? I don't get the humor

Jupiter Sunsation 07-30-2008 10:34 PM


Originally Posted by packinair (Post 2640381)
guys boat burnt up and that is funny?? I don't get the humor

boat has many uses, yeah as in a plug for a new mold and you can be like a million other "splashed" powerboat builders.
That is all that piece is good for.

McGary911 07-30-2008 11:00 PM

"Burned up but good from the rub rail down. Could be used for many different ways."

Note he didn't list any of the "many different ways"? What the heck is that thing good for? firewood (we know it burns)? so you can say "I have an Outerlimits? Wouldn't even make a good planter.

Stu 07-30-2008 11:41 PM

Throw a liner in it, then hook a trolling motor reversed on the transom. Towable Jacuzzi! Impress your friends! Why go boating on the water when you can go watering on the boat?

thisistank 07-31-2008 01:17 AM

Potentially used as:

A planter
A charcoal jacuzzi
A trash dumpster
A hazmat scene
A transient hotel (upside down)
A row boat (maybe, if it doesn't sink)
A distraction to keep your trailer from being stolen


:drink::drink:

MM1 07-31-2008 02:06 AM

I will bet you some scum bag will buy it for the hull id numbers and steal some one elses boat switch the numbers and just like magic a new outerlimits is on the water.

29Firefox 07-31-2008 02:44 AM

Buy if for the trailer:drink:

TomFTM 07-31-2008 07:21 AM

That was Johnny O's old 42 , That boat was beautiful when he owned it . That SUCKS seeing that happen to that boat. :mad:

PARADOX 07-31-2008 07:47 AM

I was looking for a new bath tub.. Found it. :)
Want to do a few back strokes.

Downtown42 07-31-2008 08:40 AM

behind payments and upside down? :rolleyes:

DJD 07-31-2008 09:39 AM


Originally Posted by Downtown42 (Post 2640629)
behind payments and upside down? :rolleyes:

In this economy, I'm sure insurance investigators are keeping very busy

omerta one 07-31-2008 10:02 AM

Turn it upside down and cut some holes in it and you'll have a multi-family dog house.

yzbert 07-31-2008 10:16 AM

i think it looks good they even have the new top framed in.

cowisl 07-31-2008 10:20 AM

How did it catch fire? Never heard the story on this one

BLee 07-31-2008 10:30 AM

You could build a pretty cool bar out of it like the orginal Apache Bar & Grill had done with that Bullet. :ernaehrung004:

Freeryd 07-31-2008 10:36 AM

You could polish the bottom and then abracadabra...you got a family reunion Toboggan for snow sledding!

TEAMBAJA 07-31-2008 10:38 AM


Originally Posted by dreamer (Post 2640364)

I dont understand what you are waiting for. You've got money in the bank. I'll even donate a steering wheel if you buy it!

OL40SVX 07-31-2008 10:45 AM


Originally Posted by cowisl (Post 2640763)
How did it catch fire? Never heard the story on this one

Fuel rigging/Engine problems I believe. The owners were lucky the got off before it went up.

fund razor 07-31-2008 11:31 AM


Originally Posted by packinair (Post 2640381)
guys boat burnt up and that is funny?? I don't get the humor

I understand Scott. I have noticed that your sense of humor has been kind of on the fritz. Mine is much better now... so I'll help:
Ted didn't laugh at the boat burning. It burned some time ago. That is the (tragic) past. If Ted had stood next to the boat as it burned and laughed at it, your reaction would be quite appropriate. But he didn't. He is pointing out the ad, and the description contained within it.
What he laughed at is the ad. The fact that the boat burned is not funny. The ad is funny. Glad that I could help.

dreamer 07-31-2008 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by fund razor (Post 2640845)
I understand Scott. I have noticed that your sense of humor has been kind of on the fritz. Mine is much better now... so I'll help:
Ted didn't laugh at the boat burning. It burned some time ago. That is the (tragic) past. If Ted had stood next to the boat as it burned and laughed at it, your reaction would be quite appropriate. But he didn't. He is pointing out the ad, and the description contained within it.
What he laughed at is the ad. The fact that the boat burned is not funny. The ad is funny. Glad that I could help.

:drink:

masher44 07-31-2008 12:36 PM


Originally Posted by BLee (Post 2640784)
You could build a pretty cool bar out of it like the orginal Apache Bar & Grill had done with that Bullet. :ernaehrung004:

hmmm.... never know what you will see idling out of Duck :drink:

DollaBill 07-31-2008 12:37 PM

I like the bar idea. How much?

BLee 07-31-2008 12:51 PM


Originally Posted by masher44 (Post 2640941)
hmmm.... never know what you will see idling out of Duck :drink:


:party-smiley-004:


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Cash Bar 07-31-2008 01:00 PM

Is that a new waterslide for Drip? At least I would not have to jump off that $hit again. :eek:

Cash Bar 07-31-2008 01:01 PM

Or is that the new RAM Energy direct fueling line to EDock ?? :ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 07-31-2008 01:04 PM


Originally Posted by BLee (Post 2640784)
You could build a pretty cool bar out of it like the orginal Apache Bar & Grill had done with that Bullet. :ernaehrung004:

great minds think alike:cool:

Keytime 07-31-2008 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by fund razor (Post 2640845)
I understand Scott. I have noticed that your sense of humor has been kind of on the fritz. Mine is much better now... so I'll help:
Ted didn't laugh at the boat burning. It burned some time ago. That is the (tragic) past. If Ted had stood next to the boat as it burned and laughed at it, your reaction would be quite appropriate. But he didn't. He is pointing out the ad, and the description contained within it.
What he laughed at is the ad. The fact that the boat burned is not funny. The ad is funny. Glad that I could help.

Do you hire out as a mediator? :D

open87 07-31-2008 04:29 PM

take whats left of the bow and make a entrance over a doorway or in a bar coming through a wall..


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