Notices

Monday Joke Of The Day

Thread Tools
 
Old 03-04-2002, 10:12 AM
  #1  
Registered
Thread Starter
 
Risk Taker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: New Hampshuu !!
Posts: 2,808
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Talking Monday Joke Of The Day

It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a
20-year-old girl. After a year of marriage she went into the hospital to give birth.

The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying, "This is
amazing. How do you do it at your age?"

He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running."

The following year the young bride gave birth again. The same
nurse said, "You really are amazing. How do you do it?"

He again said "You've got to keep the old motor running."

The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said,

"Well, well, well! You certainly are quite a man!"

He responded "You've got to keep that old motor running."

The nurse then said, "Well, you had better change the oil.

This one's black."

Risk Taker is offline  
Old 03-04-2002, 11:20 AM
  #2  
Registered
 
Clay Washington's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Austin, Texas
Posts: 6,986
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Cool

DOH!
Clay Washington is offline  
Old 03-04-2002, 11:29 AM
  #3  
Registered
Gold Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Towson, MD.
Posts: 197
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Good one R .T. I'll give it
Gassticks is offline  
Old 03-04-2002, 11:36 AM
  #4  
Platinum Member
Platinum Member
 
CigDaze's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 21,346
Likes: 0
Received 8 Likes on 8 Posts
Default

Man, that'll ruin your day!
CigDaze is offline  
Old 03-04-2002, 11:43 AM
  #5  
Gold Member
Gold Member
 
Iggy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Kissimmee, Florida
Posts: 4,155
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Red face

OOPS!!!!!
Iggy is offline  
Old 03-04-2002, 11:48 AM
  #6  
Registered
 
Milord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Lake St. Clair, Canada
Posts: 1,213
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Milord is offline  
Old 03-04-2002, 11:49 AM
  #7  
GRH
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Oldy but Goody....
 
Old 03-04-2002, 06:03 PM
  #8  
NASDBOY
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

 
Old 03-04-2002, 06:39 PM
  #9  
Registered
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Gainesville Fl.
Posts: 573
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

FloridianSon is offline  
Old 03-04-2002, 07:01 PM
  #10  
Registered
 
Chris288's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: NY
Posts: 4,127
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default DOH !!!

MARGE,,,,
Chris288 is offline  


Quick Reply: Monday Joke Of The Day


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.