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baddogz28 08-18-2008 10:24 AM

So I told a girl who was being a b*tch that she couldn't go on the boat... Pics.
 
Well, long story short, the girl I have been seeing

http://usera.imagecave.com/baddogz28/cpctank.JPG

was being a b*tch saturday night. She was supposed to come out on my boat yesterday for the Chicago Air and Water Show.

I told her no.

No b*tches allowed.

Big mistake.

Aside from removing every bit of food, some of my beer, and pop from the boat at 6 AM, she also took a quart of drive oil.

I returned after a beautiful day on the boat to find...

http://usera.imagecave.com/baddogz28...3005_ORIG.jpeg
http://usera.imagecave.com/baddogz28...2996_ORIG.jpeg

... my big cam/nitrous/9" 2000 Camaro Z28 covered in drive oil.

So. How do I get this **** off? :eek::angry-smiley-038:

hunster 08-18-2008 10:31 AM

How do you get it off? Make the b do it. Spiteful thing isn't she. :angry-smiley-038:

baddogz28 08-18-2008 10:34 AM

I'm not sure I want her anywhere near it. And yes she is very very spiteful.

She even said that she "broke something off of the back of the boat" and "poured liquor in both motors."


They ran good yesterday and I don't think she's strong enough to lift the hatch. Thank god.

tblrklakemo 08-18-2008 10:37 AM

Prep-all cleaner and de-greaser or an equivalent (takes off wax, grease, and oil from paint, clear coats, and primers)..

And make sure you use her best clothes as rags.

You just DONT f*ck with another mans car!

Spicy 08-18-2008 10:38 AM

I would start with a "Restraining Order"... :eek:


Then hook up with her best friend or little sister, or both!!!!!!!!:evilb:

Audiofn 08-18-2008 10:39 AM

Time to call the cops!!! Can you say PSYCHOOOOOOO. I would tell her she either pays the bill to have it prefesionally detailed and any issues that arrise with the boat or you will be putting a restraining order on her and taking her to court.

Don't mess around with psycho's there are plenty of "normal" chicks out there.

Sydwayz 08-18-2008 10:40 AM


Originally Posted by baddogz28 (Post 2656160)

So. How do I get this **** off? :eek::angry-smiley-038:

Dawn dishwashing liquid is what I would use. I would also take out a restraining order.

And perhaps move. I've been down that road before.

Roger 1 08-18-2008 10:42 AM

Try some ''Dawn'' dishwashing liquid first. Then the wax and grease remover.

Roger 1 08-18-2008 10:45 AM


Originally Posted by Sydwayz (Post 2656186)
Dawn dishwashing liquid is what I would use. I would also take out a restraining order.

And perhaps move. I've been down that road before.

Ya' beat me to it Brian....By the way...whose camaro did you dump drive oil on?.......:D

Audiofn 08-18-2008 10:46 AM

Oh ya and of course time to post the dirty pictures of her in the UC section, videos on youporn and what ever else you can do to help out her self asteam :D:D


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