How many post does it take?
 

How many messages do you have to post to before you get promoted from junior member to member? :p

I think it's 100...
However, you can edit the text directly below your name to change it.

Thanks for the information! :)

;)

I think you will allways be a junior member:D :D :D

ps. you got dem pics yet?

Tanned fat looks better.....LMAO!

Yes, I have those pictures. I'll burn them on a cd tonight and I'll send them with Gordo. Will you see Gordo Tuesday morning?

You know you can go in under your profile and put whatever ever you there. Look at mine and tanned fat's. :cool:

i think its 50 post

H20 Cowgirl,

They forgot to tell you that you have to buy drinks for all the OSO members to be promoted!

Cowgirl,

Yep I think old Dave has got it right!

no, but prolly soon....................ps. I like the you bying drinks deal.

Thanks for all your posts!

About those drinks...I've seen how fast tanned fat can drink :eek: so I'm thinking this girl can't afford to buy all the drinks, but I would be willing to see if I can sweet talk Gordo into buying them!!! :D This could be a tough job...he is kind of a tight wad. :)

Tight Wad???
 

Hey Now.....

First of all, Gordo can't afford to buy a vowel.

Now, let me get this straight...
You have no money but want to short cut your way up from junior member, so you want me to pay for drinks that you're buying the guys so you can be a senior member? :rolleyes:

I didn't say I don't have any money......I'm saving my money for boat gas, slip rent, beer, and Boone's Farm! :cool:

Looks like I'm going to have to work on Gordo a little more..... I knew this wasn't going to be easy. :D

H20 Cowgirl,

I will settle for a drink of that Boone's Farm!;)

someone say they need some boones farm?...i have some of their new hard lemonaid ummm strawberry i think:D

COOL! I buy the Boone's Farm by the case!! Trust me.....there will be plenty to pass around!!! :D :D

GOT MY TASTE BUDS A DANCING! :D :D

YOU COULD BE A REDNECK IF: You have ever used your Buck Knife to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill wine.

I alos found this on the Net:

-:-:- THE BALLAD OF WILHELM FINK -:-:-

VERSE 1:

Well, said that I'd meetcha

At the Berkeley Marina

Three a.m. when no one will be foooooooound

All I got in mind

Is a Boone's Farm jug of wine

Smash a bottle in the parking lot

CHORUS:


But considering our luck,

We'll get busted by the cops

Instead of sex, we'll go to jail

Another lesson learned and failed

Well don't ask me
:confused: I did not write it...:D

It took awhile but I found one! enjoy

LMAO!!! :D:D

Awesome picture!

Wait a minute!
 

Did somebody say Boones Farm?????????:D :D

THE Senior member here (check the post count cowgirl!)likes Boones Farm!!!

Now I'm thirsty!!

The number is 30. I turned over this past weekend. Just post a thank you and you are there.

Once you are a member, they show you the secret handshake.

If you have to ask...then you can't afford it.........:)

Waterfoul -

6048 posts.....WOW.....how long have you been posting to this board?


BTW - Got a bottle of Boone's Farm chilling right now.....:cool:

WOO HOO...look at me....I'm a member now. :D :cool: :D

Re: Wait a minute!
 

OnTheBay succeeds to the king of posts, maybe Waterfoul will save me a little of that residue stuff at the bottom of the bottle:D

Wow H20 Cowgirl is a member now!:D :cool: :D Congrats!:D

I'll drink to that, H20 Cowgirl A toast to ya:

OnTheBay - THANK YOU! :D

Now the big question is.....how many post does it take to become a senior member? :)

Well, well, well, look at you!! You go COWGIRL!! :D :D

I gotta see you in those cowboy hats this summer at Perry. Hoping to make it up there some weekend. :)

The first time I ever got drunk was on Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill. To this day, I won't drink wine or even grape juice. Ahhhhhh, the horror!!!!!!


I have had worst hangovers since, but I guess it's kind of like your first love..........you never forget!:eek:

Miss Amy -

You guys should come out to Perry Lake some time this summer! We have a lot of fun out there! :D

So oso crew, H20 Cowgirl wants to know "how many posts it takes to become a senior member". Well lets see if I can recall some of the answers I got to this question;

:( If we tell you we will have to shoot you.

;) more than your current posts but less then Waterfoul's 6048.

:cool: As soon a you buy each senior member a drink.

:confused: and after you post a picture of your GF/Wife/Dog or whatever on the board.

:o This one I can't repeat...

:) After each board member gets a ride on your rig.

:eek:You send each senior member varied amounts of cash from $1 to $100 each.

Well you get the idea, I just kind of gave up...next time I looked I was a senior member:rolleyes:

Ok...then...I better get busy!!! :) That's a long list!!!:D

Allow me to help...
 

In an effort to help out my fellow performance boaters and brother OSO members by saving time, travel, and shipping expenses, Allow me to donate my time, sacrifice my health, and offer my vast experience and and excercise my undisputed control over the boardGods in assisting you in your quest for senior membership.
<sshhhhhh, she might buy it...>

Ok,
Buy me the drinks,
Make all checks payable to "Gordo"
Take me for a ride on your houseboat,
and I'll explain the one "On The Bay" can't repeat.
You'll be a senior member in no time. ;)

Gordo,

That is very generous of you to take me under your wing and help me earn senior member status!!:) Surely, you wouldn't take advantage of a sweet...innocent girl like me, would you? ;)

<lookin around all innocent n chit...>
 

Who, me? :p

Get a room! :rolleyes: :)

Hey Gordo - wanna get a room? :D :D

(dang, there goes that out loud cowgirl voice again)