baddogz28

Well, long story short, the girl I have been seeing



was being a b*tch saturday night. She was supposed to come out on my boat yesterday for the Chicago Air and Water Show.

I told her no.

No b*tches allowed.

Big mistake.

Aside from removing every bit of food, some of my beer, and pop from the boat at 6 AM, she also took a quart of drive oil.

I returned after a beautiful day on the boat to find...




... my big cam/nitrous/9" 2000 Camaro Z28 covered in drive oil.

So. How do I get this **** off?

hunster

How do you get it off? Make the b do it. Spiteful thing isn't she.

baddogz28

I'm not sure I want her anywhere near it. And yes she is very very spiteful.

She even said that she "broke something off of the back of the boat" and "poured liquor in both motors."


They ran good yesterday and I don't think she's strong enough to lift the hatch. Thank god.

tblrklakemo

Prep-all cleaner and de-greaser or an equivalent (takes off wax, grease, and oil from paint, clear coats, and primers)..

And make sure you use her best clothes as rags.

You just DONT f*ck with another mans car!

Spicy

I would start with a "Restraining Order"...


Then hook up with her best friend or little sister, or both!!!!!!!!

Audiofn

Time to call the cops!!! Can you say PSYCHOOOOOOO. I would tell her she either pays the bill to have it prefesionally detailed and any issues that arrise with the boat or you will be putting a restraining order on her and taking her to court.

Don't mess around with psycho's there are plenty of "normal" chicks out there.

Sydwayz

iTrader: (1)

Dawn dishwashing liquid is what I would use. I would also take out a restraining order.

And perhaps move. I've been down that road before.

Roger 1

Try some ''Dawn'' dishwashing liquid first. Then the wax and grease remover.

Roger 1

Ya' beat me to it Brian....By the way...whose camaro did you dump drive oil on?.......

Audiofn

Oh ya and of course time to post the dirty pictures of her in the UC section, videos on youporn and what ever else you can do to help out her self asteam