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Old 10-10-2008, 09:48 PM
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Default Mom, Look what followed me home

I pull into my driveway in my Freightliner after a rough day at work. I open the back door to get my computer bag and paper work and hear in a DEEP voice "I Likes yo truck". turn around and there is the tallest brother I have ever seen. I get a little starteled for a split second being it's in my drive way and i'm not expecting to have anyone there. I look at him and tell him thanks. I think he's a lawn service guy from one of the neihbors. After I focus in on him I notice piercings everywhere along with tatoos. I still don't realize who it is. I ask his name and he says Dennis. It finally hit me after a minute. How friggen dense am I? Even if you don't watch sports as I don't how can you not know him.
He is good friends with my little sister and about 10 years ago, I was in my boat and he was in his Fountain "Sensual Chocolate" and we raced up and down the Intercoastal until the cops came and almost arrested all of us. I was surprised he remebered that.
He loved the truck and asked if he could drive it. We went for a ride. I have to tell you, I don't know if he was drinking or I need to brush upon my Ebonice because I couldn't understand a word he was saying.
He called me last night wanting me to go out with him tonight and I thought it was one of my buddies screwing around. I could not understand him in the least.
If anyone knows a good Ebonics program I can buy let me know so I can hang with my new buddy.
I can't believe I'm friends with Michael jordan!
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Old 10-10-2008, 10:17 PM
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Michael Jordan huh? Man I look forward to your posts! goofball!!!!!!
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ummmm.....Dennis Rodmann??????
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ummmm.....Dennis Rodmann??????
Really?? I thought Michael Jordan really had a rough few years!

I can't belive Carmen Electra was with him!!

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Who jacked the little mexican's shoes?
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Check under your bed.
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its good to see he is not wearing a dress......next time he stops bye....feel free to throw on some shoes.....lol
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I pull into my driveway in my Freightliner after a rough day at work. I open the back door to get my computer bag and paper work and hear in a DEEP voice "I Likes yo truck". turn around and there is the tallest brother I have ever seen. I get a little starteled for a split second being it's in my drive way and i'm not expecting to have anyone there. I look at him and tell him thanks. I think he's a lawn service guy from one of the neihbors. After I focus in on him I notice piercings everywhere along with tatoos. I still don't realize who it is. I ask his name and he says Dennis. It finally hit me after a minute. How friggen dense am I? Even if you don't watch sports as I don't how can you not know him.
He is good friends with my little sister and about 10 years ago, I was in my boat and he was in his Fountain "Sensual Chocolate" and we raced up and down the Intercoastal until the cops came and almost arrested all of us. I was surprised he remebered that.
He loved the truck and asked if he could drive it. We went for a ride. I have to tell you, I don't know if he was drinking or I need to brush upon my Ebonice because I couldn't understand a word he was saying.
He called me last night wanting me to go out with him tonight and I thought it was one of my buddies screwing around. I could not understand him in the least.
If anyone knows a good Ebonics program I can buy let me know so I can hang with my new buddy.
I can't believe I'm friends with Michael jordan!
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hes nuts i hung out with him before his good friend and agent darren prince and i grew up together
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Man, if you were friends with MJ I was going to beg you to introduce me to him. That guy was my child hero! Rodman would be pretty cool too.
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looks like you have you gold toof in in the pic gino..
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