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stecz20 11-11-2008 01:54 PM

I Stecz hand over my throne
 
To all my peeps and swine:

Today has been know as Veteran's Day for many years. But it will also now be know as the day I Stecz officially hand over my throne to Laken. I realize we are in a time of political change in our nation. This is why I feel it is also a time of change for my Empire of SBRT.
I Stecz hereby hand over my SBRT leadership and power to the "Laken" Empire. I realize my Empire will be in much better hands under the leadership of Laken's Empire.
Just to make everyone aware of my new position I have become Chief Donut Boy.
The other Title change that is to be made is that Jersey Steve is now Second in Command and I herby understand that Laken has appointed me as Jersey Steve's B!tch.
I at this time would like every to repeat after me ....
Stecz is Jersey's B!tch, Stecz is Jersey's B!tch.

Thank you for your years of devoted swinness.

Laken thank you for allowing me to stay with the flock and remain with the swine.

Sincerely yours,
Stecz20:evilb::food-smiley-007:

yesrej 11-11-2008 02:00 PM

it is a pleasure to serve under laken. i accept my new role and i promise to make stecz job a living hell. i am a busy man now. much to do....

Pure Energy 11-11-2008 02:04 PM

The tyrant reign is over!!! All hail our new leader, Laken!!!

GARBAGEMAN 11-11-2008 02:13 PM

must of missed something good while getting an ass whoopin in KW cuz things just don't happen this way

yesrej 11-11-2008 02:17 PM


Originally Posted by GARBAGEMAN (Post 2736712)
must of missed something good while getting an ass whoopin in KW cuz things just don't happen this way

this has been in the works for a while. stecz knew what he had to do for the better of the empire. i must say it was a very smart move on his behalf and i respect him for his decision but he will have much dirty jobs now and will except his role...

Tantrum 11-11-2008 02:22 PM

Careful what you wish for there Laken. With the responsibility of the SBRT Empire you are required to attend meeting with me. These meeting are often very limited notice, any hour of day (mostly middle of the night), usually in a bar / strip club / ridiculously expensive steak house with top shelf tequila. Often my meetings are out of state and even out of the country.
If you think you are ready for me than have at it, it’s most certainly not for the squeamish.
Oh yes, if you try to ignore my meeting requests I have been known to just drop in and hold court in your living room, drink all you booze, until we both get thrown out.

Saturday night.....Lace....be there at about 11:30, you should be home about 5:30am. Agenda.....Erin.

GARBAGEMAN 11-11-2008 02:24 PM

it's all good in the hood. I'm just a garbageman not lookin for no trouble

getchasum111 11-11-2008 02:28 PM


Originally Posted by stecz20 (Post 2736683)
To all my peeps and swine:

Today has been know as Veteran's Day for many years. But it will also now be know as the day I Stecz officially hand over my throne to Laken. I realize we are in a time of political change in our nation. This is why I feel it is also a time of change for my Empire of SBRT.
I Stecz hereby hand over my SBRT leadership and power to the "Laken" Empire. I realize my Empire will be in much better hands under the leadership of Laken's Empire.
Just to make everyone aware of my new position I have become Chief Donut Boy.
The other Title change that is to be made is that Jersey Steve is now Second in Command and I herby understand that Laken has appointed me as Jersey Steve's B!tch.
I at this time would like every to repeat after me ....
Stecz is Jersey's B!tch, Stecz is Jersey's B!tch.

Thank you for your years of devoted swinness.

Laken thank you for allowing me to stay with the flock and remain with the swine.

Sincerely yours,
Stecz20:evilb::food-smiley-007:

you tellem boy....can you believe that the powers to be just got around to poofing the serious thread....their on top of it ain't they.....now go back to where you belong....joisey swine.....

Tantrum 11-11-2008 02:30 PM


Originally Posted by GARBAGEMAN (Post 2736712)
must of missed something good while getting an ass whoopin in KW cuz things just don't happen this way

Somebody's playin with fire :cool-smiley-027:

I like it, its a good start, but Laken needs to up the anty to get any respect. You have his password and I expect to see atleast 100 posts before he catches on.

Step it up Laken, dont half ass it, get postin :cool-smiley-027:

nordic95 11-11-2008 03:01 PM

Wow things happen fast around here.Just the other day our leader was demanding fellow members wifes,Today he is writing coffee orders.Holy Mother of Authority:ernaehrung004:


First LDD and now this????? I cant keep up:evilb:

Nordic95

Hot Boat 11-11-2008 03:09 PM


Originally Posted by Tantrum (Post 2736725)

Saturday night.....Lace....be there at about 11:30, you should be home about 5:30am. Agenda.....Erin.



Is this an open or closed meeting????? :evilb:

yesrej 11-11-2008 03:13 PM


Originally Posted by Hot Boat (Post 2736810)
Is this an open or closed meeting????? :evilb:

we are rethinking your membership....

Hot Boat 11-11-2008 03:20 PM


Originally Posted by yesrej (Post 2736815)
we are rethinking your membership....

Shut up b!tch:angry-smiley-038:

yesrej 11-11-2008 03:25 PM


Originally Posted by Hot Boat (Post 2736824)
Shut up b!tch:angry-smiley-038:

you must not know the power i have just recieved. i know where your boat is.... you may not.

GLH 11-11-2008 03:40 PM


Originally Posted by stecz20 (Post 2736683)
...my throne...

Better wipe the facker down whoever wants to sit there...


http://www.thum.org/albums/barcelona...bber_dildo.jpg

Hot Boat 11-11-2008 04:11 PM

If thats the throne I'm not suprised why Laken wants the seat :evilb:

masher44 11-11-2008 04:20 PM

:rolleyes:

stecz20 11-11-2008 04:32 PM


Originally Posted by Hot Boat (Post 2736810)
Is this an open or closed meeting????? :evilb:

meeting? what meeting?? I guess i didnt get that memo.
:mad:

Tantrum 11-11-2008 04:55 PM


Originally Posted by Hot Boat (Post 2736881)
If thats the throne I'm not suprised why Laken wants the seat :evilb:

Jersey Steve just sent in an application too :eek: :grinser010:

THEJOKER 11-11-2008 04:57 PM

I guess I'll bow down , just this day only though!:drink:

Tantrum 11-11-2008 05:02 PM


Originally Posted by stecz20 (Post 2736902)
meeting? what meeting?? I guess i didnt get that memo.
:mad:

Laken's meeting us at Lace at Sat @ 11:30. If she doesnt show we a re going to her house at 3:00am, finishing off the mini bar and rescheduling. Should be plenty of time to sleep Monday night.

Oh yes,,,,Laken, you need a baby sitter for a week in April, there is debauchery to inflict on a little reservoir in Arizona. :cool-smiley-027:

yesrej 11-11-2008 05:58 PM


Originally Posted by Tantrum (Post 2736924)
Jersey Steve just sent in an application too :eek: :grinser010:

i want none of that laken can keep it.

Strip Poker 388 11-11-2008 06:01 PM

Now free all your gay prisoners:eek::drink:

stecz20 11-11-2008 06:20 PM

i have been violated.. my people i can assure you my throne is safe, your king was a victim today, but tomorrow we will have another to sacrifice... i will banish all those who are involved in this... i will hunt you down like the dogs you are.... by the way jersey, you are still tantrums towel boy.. that will never change now.. never!!!!!!!:evilb::evilb:

yesrej 11-11-2008 07:14 PM

stecz i thought it was you!!!!!!!!!

Pure Energy 11-11-2008 07:24 PM

payback is a biotch!!

stecz20 11-11-2008 07:33 PM


Originally Posted by Pure Energy (Post 2737099)
payback is a biotch!!

what did i ever do to you....:evilb::evilb:

TEAMBAJA 11-11-2008 07:50 PM

Who the hell is Laken?

nordic95 11-11-2008 10:16 PM


Originally Posted by stecz20 (Post 2737112)
what did i ever do to you....:evilb::evilb:

Look at your avitar,thats what you did to him!!!!!:grinser010:

stecz20 11-11-2008 11:59 PM


Originally Posted by TEAMBAJA (Post 2737139)
Who the hell is Laken?

she is no one... i have strickened her name from all of my writings... :evilb::evilb:

again she is not on my level, i was kind to her the other day.. tantrum can attest, next time i will not be kind.. its on....

GLH 11-12-2008 06:38 AM


Originally Posted by stecz20 (Post 2737334)
....she is not on my level,...

You mean she's taller than 4'10"?

Strip Poker 388 11-12-2008 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by stecz20 (Post 2737334)
she is no one... i have strickened her name from all of my writings...

again she is not on my level, i was kind to her the other day.. tantrum can attest, next time i will not be kind.. its on....

You mean your other personality is a female,Hows that working out for ya:evilb::evilb:


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