"The Wallet" - A joke for the Republican members
03-16-2002, 06:40 PM
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"The Wallet" - A joke for the Republican members
Joe was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his
wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies Joe.
"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent.
"But I can prove that I'm an American!" exclaims Joe. "I have a picture of
Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on the
other."
"This I gotta see," replies the agent.
With that Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to South Dakota."
"Thanks," says Joe, "but how did you know I was from South Dakota ?"
The agent replies, "I saw the picture of Tom Daschle in between."
wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies Joe.
"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent.
"But I can prove that I'm an American!" exclaims Joe. "I have a picture of
Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on the
other."
"This I gotta see," replies the agent.
With that Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to South Dakota."
"Thanks," says Joe, "but how did you know I was from South Dakota ?"
The agent replies, "I saw the picture of Tom Daschle in between."
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