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phragle 02-17-2009 11:52 AM

the answers simple. if your wife want's a different boat and your happy with what you have...

Tell her to go get her own F'n boat or shut the FUK UP!

women have this problem, when they are not happy, they think everyone else should be freakin miserable. Don't be a f'n puzsywhipped biotch and buy into this sh!t

TexomaPowerboater 02-17-2009 12:32 PM


Originally Posted by phragle (Post 2802054)
the answers simple. if your wife want's a different boat and your happy with what you have...

Tell her to go get her own F'n boat or shut the FUK UP!

women have this problem, when they are not happy, they think everyone else should be freakin miserable. Don't be a f'n puzsywhipped biotch and buy into this sh!t

:Score-101010:

You think they would run and and buy a boat for us..........phuck no.

t500hps 02-17-2009 12:52 PM

man, this really turned into a bash the wife thread.....If my wife wanted a different kind of boat, we would have to discuss why. If she's willing to appease me somehow.....like topless boating for her and her friends, then she may just win out!!! :)
Sounds like some of you guys would rather boat alone then hang out with your wives, mines a hottie and I'd rather have her beside me than some hairy DUDE!!!



BTW: I've had cruisers and go-fasts, both can be plenty of fun if used for what they were built for. (3-5 night trips overnighting on the hook or at different marinas every night was a blast)

LapseofReason 02-17-2009 01:16 PM

Boats are like golf clubs, you need at least 10 to play the game right.

DareDevil 02-17-2009 01:22 PM


Originally Posted by LaughingCat (Post 2801726)
I'm sorry. i read the first few posts on this thread and have to call BS. This site is called Offshore Only. . . not "boats i would like to take offshore and sink."

My wife has been banging my ear for years about our next big dollar boat purchase has to have a cabin so she feels like she's at home. I told her if she wants to feel like she's at home she can clean it on her hands and knees while I'm at the f'n bar.

Sack up boys. if your priorities in boat selection don't start with 1) horse power 2) manufacturer 3) running gear 3) stereo 4) headsets (with optional microphone gain for spouse) 5) is the speed significantly over 100 MPH and, most importantly, how many Claymaters will it hold. . . you like the snuggly comfort of hairy, overweight men and dancing to Manilow while secretly wear cardigans.

Of course, you are welcome to own a 150+' yacht that can hold said go-fast boat in it's hold.

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

U know how many people i met in my life telling me this and as soon as there better half comes around the corner ,,,,HAHAHAHAHAHA,,it shows who the boss is. LOL

I could not agree more with u on that ,,but sad enuff 90% of todays men are biotches and do what they get told.

MANUP guys !!!!:grinser010:

PS.: still would like to know what a sonic has to do wiyh a cabin cruiser ??!!!

Slinky 02-18-2009 08:13 AM

Jeff, if you get a cruiser...we'll make sure and hold a nice service for you on the lake in your memory lol....tell the wife to let you have your balls back....you dont need a cruiser:p

racer-x6 02-19-2009 07:13 AM


Originally Posted by LaughingCat (Post 2801887)
And if I may respectably 'one-up' you, a giant rig capable of hauling your 44' MTI, Skater, Nor-Tech, Outer Limits, Cigarette (insert killer, a$$-hauling boat here. . . that has it's own cabin with cooking accessories. . . is also welcome. But this site cannot get filled with grabled jargon about slow-moving channel blockers. SERIOUSLY!

Go easy on Jeff, some would say the same about EGG BEATERS on the water:cool:

PatriYacht 02-19-2009 09:10 AM

Get a Black Thunder. 6'6" headroom in the cabin, queen size bed up front, 7' long couches down the sides. Enclosed head, large fridge, microwave, air conditioning. All the comforts of a cruiser but in a very efficient hull. Step hulled versions with 525's go about 74 mph.It's almost as fast as a 42 Fountain but the size difference is mind blowing. The Fountain is half the size cubic foot wise.

26sxl 02-24-2009 01:35 PM

jeff32.. My son had a 357, sold and went to a 38 pq avenger. what a nice upgrade for a few extra $$$. Prices are quite right on these right now. He boats in gt bay,michigan & huron. Plus your tow rig is all ready in place,check one out....


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