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GRH 03-18-2002 01:15 PM

The Wedding... Joke DeJour
 
The wedding date was set and the grooms three pals- a carpenter,
an electrician, and a dentist- were deciding what pranks to play
on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter decided that he would saw the slats off their bed.

The electrician figured that wiring the bed with alternating
current would give them a few chuckles.

The dentist would not tell what he had done, but wore a sly grin
and swore that it would be memorable.

The wedding and reception went as planned. A few days later,
each of the groom's three friends received a letter saying the
following:

"Dear friends, we did not mind the bed slats being sawed. The
electric shock was only a minor setback But I am going to kill
the S.O.B. that put Novocain in the K-Y Jelly."
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Towel Boy 03-18-2002 02:06 PM

You do not need KY for a BJ:o :rolleyes: :o

good one for the drill meister:D :D :D

CigDaze 03-18-2002 02:09 PM

:D :D :D

FloridianSon 03-18-2002 02:48 PM

:cool:

MitchStellin 03-18-2002 04:20 PM

Ok, I am getting Married on Thurs. in Hawaii and I am taking these guys off the list!!!:D

Mark in So. MD 03-18-2002 05:25 PM

Super Funny :D :D :D and Cheers to DonziMitch


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