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packinair 03-05-2009 10:20 PM

I'm on a mofo'in boat
 
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iUjx4_X1qA[/YOUTUBE]

UNEDITED

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU[/YOUTUBE]

gofastlvr 03-06-2009 07:44 AM

I bet we will all hear that a million times this summer!

NKissau 03-06-2009 08:15 AM


Originally Posted by gofastlvr (Post 2815351)
I bet we will all hear that a million times this summer!

I HOPE NOT:angry-smiley-038:

pkspx 03-06-2009 10:46 AM

Aww ****, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the ****ing deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your mother****ing toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mother****ing boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat mother****er take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, ***** (*****)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and ****
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, mother****er, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
Pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
Then you're sure not me-oh

Get the **** up, this boat is REAL!

**** land, I'm on a boat, mother****er (mother****er)
**** trees, I climb buoys, mother****er (mother****er)
I'm on the deck with my boys, mother****er (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, mother****er

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I ****ed a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motha****in' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

Sonic30ss 03-06-2009 12:33 PM

This boat engine make noise, mother****er-BEST line in the song:drink:

I sent that around to my boating buddys one has it as a ring tone now!

glassdave 03-06-2009 12:50 PM

Scott . . . . get a job . . . .



oh i'm not gonna make it over to see the new (to you) ride. I am out to the lake house for the weekend, got a wicked chest cold. Just gonna lay low.

DareDevil 03-06-2009 12:58 PM


Originally Posted by glassdave (Post 2815605)
Scott . . . . get a job . . . .



Just gonna lay low.




LAY LOW ON A MOTHER F KIN BOAT <<YAEH:ernaehrung004:

30ctsutphen 03-06-2009 05:02 PM

That song SUCKED!!

I like rap too NWA and stuff like that but This new rap Is garbage IMO

Its not even a good boat!

packinair 03-06-2009 07:35 PM


Originally Posted by 30ctsutphen (Post 2815828)
That song SUCKED!!

I like rap too NWA and stuff like that but This new rap Is garbage IMO

Its not even a good boat!


the whole point of the song is they are making fun of rappers that are always on boats// these guys are from SNL


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