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Old 03-19-2002, 03:24 PM
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Talking Tuesday TGIF (Thank God It's Funny)

A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony
$18 bills would be in some small Southern town. (They always think
Southerners are stupid.) So, he got into his new wheels and off he went.

He found a tiny town with a single store. He entered the store and
handed one of the bogus bills to the man behind the counter.

"Can you change this for me, please?" he asked.

The store clerk looked at the $18 bill a short time, then smiled and
told the man, "Ah reckon so, Mister. Ya want 2 nines or 3 sixes?"

************************************

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own
business when all of a sudden this great big guy comes in and --WHACK!--
knocks him clean off the bar stool and onto the floor.

The big guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and
starts drinking again when all of a sudden
--WHACK-- the big guy knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo
chop from Japan."

So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself
off and quietly leaves.

The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returned. Without
saying a word, he walks up behind the big idiot and --Bong!"--bangs the
big guy off his stool, knocking him out cold!

The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes to, tell
him that was a crowbar from K-Mart."


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Old 03-19-2002, 04:25 PM
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That second one is as old as the hills. ( I still found myself snickering though.)
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Old 03-19-2002, 06:08 PM
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Good stuff RT
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