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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD

Well, it's ****........That's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider this:

You can be **** faced,
**** out of luck,
Or have **** for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your **** together,
Find a place for your ****
Or decide to **** or get off the pot.

You can smoke ****,
Buy ****, sell ****,
Lose ****, find ****,
Forget ****,
And tell others to eat **** and die.

Some people know their ****,
While others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola.

There are lucky ****s,
Dumb ****s,
Crazy ****s,
And sweet ****s.

There is bull ****,
Horse ****
And chicken ****.

You can throw ****,
Sling ****,
Catch ****,
Shoot the ****,
Or duck when **** hits the fan.

You can give a ****
Or serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep ****
Or be happier than a pig in ****.

Some days are colder than ****,
Some days are hotter than ****,
And some days are just plain ****ty.

Some music sounds like ****,
Things can look like ****,
And there are times when you feel like ****.

You can have too much ****,
Not enough ****,
The right ****,
The wrong ****
Or a lot of weird ****.

You can carry ****, Have a mountain of ****,
Or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to ****,
And other times you fall in a bucket of ****
and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
It's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your ****,
You don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along,
if you give a ****!