Responding to the rumors
 

As everyone knows a picture with myself and two ladies has been added to the www.claudios.com web page (click on the claudios clam bar icon, than click on photo gallery, than click on first annual bloody mary contest). I would like to respond to some of the internet rumors regarding this photo.

Rumor 1: My arms have been airbrushed to look huge.
Response: This is a false accusation and those are 100% real.
Rumor 2: I paid these ladies to be by my side.
Response: This is also a false rumor with no validity.
Rumor 3: With that handsome face I must have had numerous surgeries or know the location for the fountain of youth.
Response: I have had no work done and I do not know the location for the fountain of youth. These are my genetics at work.

Thank you for everyones time and I hope that this has cleared up any questions regarding this photo.

we could have submitted it to hot chics with douchebags... :D:evilb:

Ummm.....technically you do pay for one of them....:evilb:

He had that one coming!!!!!!!

ROFLMAO that is the funiest things on this board in a LONG time. I may just have to link it up to Norts post. :D