New Bikini From jesse james offshore
 

This is how it sould be

he he he

I have to ask,,,,,,,,,,,,,, what do the bottoms look like !!!!! A mouth !!!???? LOL :eek: :eek: :eek: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: (sorry):D :o :o

I didnt know you were supposrt to have a bottom:D
No seriously i am doing the mock up on the model tonioght:D :p

You crack me up....:D

You’re a kinky bastard aren't you..:D :p :rolleyes: :eek: :eek: :D

I guess since you never got the cookies you will never know.


20 more days to CALi and havasu:D

:eek: :eek: :D

man I told them not to make my hands that color ;)

A little more "user" friendly..............
 

But not as cool................. :cool: :cool: :cool:

Interesting to say the leaste..... I like your way of thinking!!!!! :D:D:D

Does anyone else find it interesting that Nort "Just so Happend" to have a picture like that handy. What do you do Nort. Lessee what we know about you so far:
1. Tw big fast Boats
2. On OSO and SCOPE board 24 hours per day
3. always at the party (EVen though no matter where it is he lives two and a half hours away)
4. Has 24.7 hours per day to deal in Boating Chat and "Pictures of qustionable Nature"
5. Wenton a one man endevor to mixt the two "Photo Shop:Warning"
6. Always has a picture of some hot girl readdy to upload within and partaining to any subject post on two different boards at the same time.

What do you really do man? Electricle my Dego Ass!!! You are the Worlds First Proffesional Boating Perv. Man, I am pissed at my Guidance Counsler for this one!

3 cheers for Nort!

NORT's my hero !!
 

Hip hip hooray... :p

ssherman - I like it, now put her in a short leather mini skirt and take her to the office party.

RiverGirl - Duh! Your not dealing with a bunch of priest here;)

IDRPSTF - Right on Nort, Nort for prez.

Awe geeee guys!
 

I'm just trying to add a little spice here.........and Matt is questioning my integrety? I rarely post on OSO and don't visit the site more than 30 times during the day. With my office in the vicinity of the porn capitol of the country, it's not my fault that I'm slightly influenced my my surroundings.

I aim to please. :D :D :D :D :D

NORT........
 

You should really post MORE !!

On a related subject... check this out, it's hilarious..

It could be Nort's new theme song!

http://cgi.sagenetworks.com/joey/cj_7059.swf

LMAO

Misttteeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....SHERMAN..
Does this mean I should call my mom and tell here NOT to open the box of cookies in the freezer..? remember ..that's where my brother put them..:eek:


Matt... NOOOO
Norty is just the #1 Horny ol Porno Site surfer here.
See those character qualities you listed are just an added bonus!


Norty...#1 OSO PRONO WEBSITE SURFER - aka PHANTOM CHAOS.
slightly influenced..? HA! Yeah Right!
Don't blame your dirty ol pornographic beedy ways on your surroundings.
I guess all the porn email you receive is because your assistant goes on the sites while your away from your computer, eh..?!
I bet you just hit delet ALL the time when you receive them too!
eh..

Uncle Toys...
Wadda New..?
I know that!
Plus, it wasn't a question, but more of a statement of confirmation!
:rolleyes: :p ;) :D

" it's not my fault that I'm slightly influenced my my surroundings. "

More like a Product Of!!!

I can only imagine what your house looks like.
Cut up black trash bags on the walls as paper.
Jergins lotion despenser hanging off a 55 Gallon drum.
75" Flat screen computer monitor on the ceiling with an OSO sticker in the lower left corner.
Cameras every where at 45 Deg. angles up from the floor.
Queen of Rollerderby trophies everywhere.
Kids cross the street to walk on the other sidewalk as they approach your house.
And an oversized garage for the Pervmobile, Tinted windows, DVD players.
Your Sick. Your Wrong.
The words out on you Pal!!!

Do you have any Job applications?

AAAAWWW weeeeell .....your sweet......................









I think





:rolleyes: :p :D :o :D

Hmmmmmm..........let me address this FALSE allegations one by one:

1. No trash bags............just white walls. Nice and simple, like me.
2. Jerkins lotion......must be thinking of your own house there bro!
3: 75" is kina small these days.......but the 16:9 dimesions screw with that.
4. No cameras......another FALSE allegation.
5. Roller derby......you must be thinking of DMAN....cuz wrestling is real to him too.
6. Kids have to walk in the street.....there is no sidewalk.
7. The garage barely fits the car, and the Ex's boxes of ****.

Now....go run off and spread the GOOD word!


:D :D :D :D :D

Rivergirl has your number there NOrt :D:D:p :p :p

I was a student of RiverGirls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(sorry honey)

Hey Now.......
You're not supposed to tell!

Norty... kisssses and teeells......
Norty... Kisssses and teeellls.....:p

Girls .... let this be a lesson to you. ;)

anyway...he doesn't believe in wrestling...but DMAN does!

I guess that means no oil or mudd wrestling for you! :p




A taste for myself...? Huummmm ....
buuut ..what will I be tasting..:confused: :p

The Truth:

Nort devotes most of his time to verious charities
1. He reads to the blind
2. Stands next to his75"TV and does sighn Language fr the deaf
3. Speaks for the mute
4. Wears a boyscout uniform and helps old people cross the street
5. Cooks for the poor
6. Carries the dissabled
7. Washes Produce for others
8. Chews food for seagulls
9. And is an all around good guy!

Is that better?