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OutlawBayB 04-11-2002 11:32 AM

OT: Can you tell????
 
a little amusement for the day :)

http://www.btinternet.com/~b3ta/femaleorshemale/


13 out of 16, how @ you guys? LOL

Risk Taker 04-11-2002 12:08 PM

I don't know what this means, but I got 15 out 16....:( :confused: :confused: I know..........just beginners luck !!!;)

OutlawBayB 04-11-2002 12:11 PM


Originally posted by Troutly
Do I want to know how it is you came across this site... :eek: :D

Ssshhh!! Don't tell my hubby! He still thinks I'm a WOman! LOL :p :D

Gary C 04-11-2002 12:18 PM

DOH!:D

Chris288 04-11-2002 12:35 PM

DOH !!! is right....
 
I was watching jenny jones one day and these five fine ladies came out on stage,,, all the guys were hootin and hollaring,,, jenny went around and talked to a few guys in the audience, they were saying how fine the ladies were and all,,, turns out they were all GUYS !!!! :p :p

IDRPSTF 04-11-2002 12:44 PM

13/16 Thats SCARY!!! Its days like this that Im glad I have a Girlfriend (Or Do I ???)

Risk Taker 04-11-2002 12:45 PM


Originally posted by Chris232
I was watching jenny jones one day......
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

CigDaze 04-11-2002 12:57 PM

Ya Chris, what's up with Jenny?:p :p :p
...just bustin on ya buddy;)


15/16...not bad I guess.

Chris288 04-11-2002 01:04 PM

You guys are so full of SHIT !!!
 
15 of 16 MY ASS,,, and what happend,, the one you got wrong,, you just figured that HE WAS SO HOT IT HAD TO BE A WOMAN ?? LOL LOL LOL.... :p :p

CigDaze 04-11-2002 01:10 PM

Actually, that one had tits! It gets tricky at that point!
LOL!:D :D

Chris288 04-11-2002 01:15 PM

Didn't they all have TITS as you so nicely put it ???
 
Ever hear the joke about going camping with your buddy and you wake up with a sore A-HOLE... There is NO CORRECT answer to that riddle...

So in essence if you got ANY wrong, you admitted to thinking a GUY WAS HOT !!!! :p :p :p :p :D :D :D

CigDaze 04-11-2002 01:19 PM

Nah, not hot...just, hmmm...realistic:D

Chris288 04-11-2002 01:28 PM

That jenny jones comment is gonna cost you !!! LOL !!!
 
IF you notice, I didn't happen to say how many I got right or wrong,,, because no matter what, your still a HOMO !!! LOL.... IF you got all 16 right, it means you have " experience " ... IT goes back to the camping riddle... :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

Risk Taker 04-11-2002 01:45 PM


Originally posted by Chris232
IF you got all 16 right, it means you have " experience " ...
The way I see it, the more you get right, the less likely you are to be 'duped' by a lovely he'she one night at a bar....and be unpleasantly surprised later that evening. :eek: :eek: . I you got a low score...........be careful :D :D ;)

CigDaze 04-11-2002 01:53 PM

Hey, you're going to have to elaborate on that for me...I'
ve never had the displeasure of waking up with a sore *******!:p :p :p :D LOL Not exactly the kind of experience you look for, you know!

:D :cool:

Chris288 04-11-2002 01:55 PM

Are you GAY if ???
 
What if you had oral performed on you by one of these he/she's,,, unknowingly of course,,, are you still a homo ???

CigDaze 04-11-2002 02:02 PM

Ahhh yes! It is truly a rare moment when one is faced with a perplexing, yet stimulating question such as this...I would have to venture to guess(out on a limb) that you would NOT be a homo.
You got nothing to worry about!!! :p :p :D :D

P.S.
Dude, Chris...
Your PM mailbox is full. Same thing happened yesterday when I tried to pm ya, worked this morning, now is full again.
You gotta go back in time("to the beginning") and erase all that old junk...You'd be surprised how much junk piles up in there. Also, go and kill all those old message trackings!

NASTY HABIT 04-11-2002 02:03 PM

13/16 here played it safe on 2 ...got burnt by one...OMG!!
I gotta go wash my eyes out with soap now........ seeya

what does that mean??????

CigDaze 04-11-2002 02:04 PM

It means that plastic surgeons are too good for the good of the people these days!

Chris288 04-11-2002 02:19 PM

What it all means is....
 
all of you think you soooo slick,, I got 13/16, I got 15/16 and so on,,, YOU STILL THOUGHT ATLEAST ONE DUDE WAS HOTTTTTT..... :p :p :p :D :D :D

IDRPSTF 04-11-2002 02:21 PM

This Thread makes the Crocodile Dundee method of checking seem acceptable!!! This was almost as bad as Cheering for that poor unknowing Bastard in the Crying game while he was about to get some action. And then the Tree Trunk fell out and the movie took a disturbing turn which still costs me $70 per hour in therapy. what is this word coming to. Reason number 647 why I will not by a girl a drink in a bar before I get to know her!!!

NASTY HABIT 04-11-2002 02:35 PM

Is that what Jenny said....?

:D :D :D

seanclong 04-11-2002 02:47 PM

Thanks God I'm married to a woman!!!! I got 6 outta 16 right!!!! :eek: :D :eek: :D If I were still dating I might be in trouble.:D

Chris288 04-11-2002 02:54 PM

HA HA VERY FUNNY !!!!
 
" DISCLAIMER " I have no personal knowledge of the statement I am about to make...

Dr's are making VAG's for men, so the crocodile dundee test isn't valid,, I repeat ISN'T VALID...
And with the new fake boobs and all the plastic surgery,,,, a Dude ( real ) could get himself in quite a pickle ( no pun intended ).. one too many beers and WHOOPS !! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: and a few might be questioning their MAN-HOOD... :( :(

CigDaze 04-11-2002 03:02 PM

Beware the Manginas!:eek: :D

seanclong 04-11-2002 03:07 PM


Originally posted by Baja Daze
Beware the Manginas!:eek: :D
He He!!!!:D LMAO!!! :D I did not know that 'manginas' was a word!!! Hilarious.:D

SummerObsession 04-11-2002 03:11 PM

....you guys are really starting to scare me. ;)

Chris288 04-11-2002 03:34 PM

Mangina ???,,, what we need here is an EXPERT....
 
Where is shore' when you need him... :D :D

Shorgasm 04-11-2002 03:40 PM

Alrighty jackass..............You don't really want me to chime in on this do ya?????:cool:


And for the record....I WILL NOT try that little test.....

Oh and one more thing here......I think all you guys are just a little gay for doing this.....:rolleyes:

IDRPSTF 04-11-2002 06:49 PM

C'mon Shore, Just because you take the test doesnt mean your gay. Now if you take the test with one hand under your desk and Hope they are all men, Then your gay. Mangina- He He Thats funny. Dont need no She John messing with the He-Pu%$#ssy!!! Ducey Ducey!!!

Ted G 04-11-2002 07:33 PM

Now wait a minute here- I got 15 out of 16 but the one I got wrong was a girl. So I am pretty good at my she-male picking if I do say so. I have had 3 experiences at bars-one of ny own and 2 buddies. I passed on mine-they didn't-even after I warned them. Let me tell you, it's a wierd look when they come back from the parking lot:cool: Probably like someone that survives a car wreck :p

Playn 04-11-2002 07:49 PM

12 / 16 :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

H2Xmark 04-11-2002 08:28 PM

man I scored 12-16, I thought I was doing good to! what happened? just goes to show you better watch it !

26scarab 04-11-2002 08:32 PM

I got 15/16 and that was because I thought one of the "real " woman was a dude.

Yuk ... sluts with nuts:eek:


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