This is HILARIOUS!
 

I think I tied up next to this guy the last time I was in party cove.

http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Don't feel bad, I think his brother lives next to me. We can't have fences so my wife want's a landscaper to put in a dense hedge about 20' tall:D

DLG,
That's too funny. I just got finished reading it! Unfortunately, I have known people like this! :D :D :D

Yea, well he comes from a large family because he his other brother lives next to me here in Berkley Michigan....one of those do it yourselves adition...yea sweet..

That takes the cake. Where did you find that?

LMFAO! :D :D :D :D

I think I live next to this guy. Except the story didn't mention anything aboout a meth lab.

:D :D :D :D

IDRPSTF,
I work for a large company so it's one of many "non-business' emails I get in a day. Most aren't worth sharing but I thought you guys would like that one.
DLG

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I have an ongoing dispute with a neighbor exactly like that. :( Som of the things he showed were uncanny in their resemblence. Difference in the fence though is that my neighbors have 3 feet of chicken wire on top of their cyclone fence to keep the 3 Doberman in the yard. Unfortunatly they forgot to put the chicken wire over the gates :eek: :rolleyes: . I also get a 3 dog wake-up call every morning at 0600.:mad:

Les

OH .... that was classic.......if that didn't make you laugh .... your dead.....!!

LMAO,
but I feel sorry for you!!!!


that boy is as stupid as a storm drain!!!

Mama, kin ya put out the fire on the deck!!!! when ya feed the chickens!!!This is gotta be the cousin eddy from those national lampoon flicks!!!!


Mattyboy

Funny
 

That was one of the funniest articles that I have read in a long time!

Thanks! :D

Absolutely fell off my desk reading this....freekin hilarious!!!

Ahhhh, life in the 'burbs..:D :D :eek:


WM

OH MY! That was funny!!! :D :D :D

Funny chit. Reminds me of the movie with Tom Hanks. The Burbs???

And I thought I had it bad, that guy takes the prize, man are you lucky:p

Thats is sure some dam funny sh$*
gotta agree with the trout on that one
:D :D :D :D :D

Withou a doubt the best thing I have ever seen on the internet. You can't make up chit like this. My heart goes out to you my friend, you truly know Jed Clampett. :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

PLEASE DONT POST PICS OF MY HOUSE AND SUBURBAN WITHOUT ASKING MY PERMISSION FIRST!!!!!:p :D :D i will be laughing all night now thanx

In route to one of my boating spots there is a house that has 2 complete pink toilets that he has put as entrance markers for his driveway.

:D :D :D I've got tears in my eyes and still can't stop laughing...:D :D :D

The pic thru the screen is a bit fuzzy....but.....yep, that IS Billy Bob Thornton....

Can you say "huh-yeah??"


WM

I THINK THE EMPTY BEER BOTTLES ON THE DECK RAILING SHOULD EXPLAIN IT ALL !!!!!

I just have one question........ How does he put the flag down on the mailbox !!!!!!!!??????

That's pretty damn funny, I guess as long as it's not next door to you. In the previous hood, we had a guy like this 3 doors down, but not as bad. He worked in construction for a chain of drugstores, and would use whatever he could find at the house, which explained why he had a turnstyle cemented into the middle of his backyard. It was supposed to be fun for the kids. Another neighbor told us he completely lined a closet in white laminate, because, hey, they were going to throw it away. The kids would use trash can lids as sleds but with no hills around, the guy just propped a ladder up to the garage roof and they'd start at the peak and end up on the ground. Pretty entertaining from where we were, but drove the people next to them crazy.

Thats gotta be the funniest thing I've ever seen in this site!:D :D :D

That was sooooo funny! Good neighbors are hard to find. It took us 9 years to break our neighbors in (except for the one that has "Harley Parties" and has burnout contests in his garage at 2am) My wife wants to build a new house in a new neighborhood; I think she should read this!!

if this is a test for a new sitcom it will be a hit.LMFAO