Offshoreonly.com - bar personality

> > Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
> > Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

> > The results:
> >
> > DRINK: Beer
>
> > PERSONALITY: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
>
> > YOUR APPROACH: Challenge her to a game of pool.
>
> DRINK: Blender Drinks
> PERSONALITY: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
> YOUR APPROACH: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
>
> DRINK: Mixed Drinks
>PERSONALITY: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste;
> knows EXACTLY what she wants.
>YOUR APPROACH: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll she'll let you know.
>
> DRINK: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
> PERSONALITY: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
>YOUR APPROACH: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
>
> DRINK: White Zinfandel
>PERSONALITY: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she has NO clue. Possibly lives in a trailer.
>YOUR APPROACH: Make her feel smarter than she is ... this should be an easy target.

> DRINK: Shots
>PERSONALITY: Likes to hang in bars WAY too often, looking to get totally drunk...red flag for identifying bar flies and raging alcoholics.
>YOUR APPROACH: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad.

> DRINK: Tequila
> No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
>
> THEN, there is the MALE addendum --------------------------
> > The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
> >
> > DOMESTIC BEER: He's poor and wants to get laid.
> > IMPORTED BEER: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
>
> >WINE: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
> >
> > WHISKEY: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
> > TEQUILA: He is thinking he has a chance with the supermodel at the end of the bar.
> > WHITE ZINFINDEL: He's gay.