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MikeStar 04-18-2002 09:58 AM

OT: Would you work here?
 
Don't know if this is true or not, but I thought I'd share it with all my OSO compadres (my gut feeling is that it contains more truth than fiction...)


Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
  • 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
  • 7 have been arrested for fraud
  • 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
  • 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
  • 3 have done time for assault
  • 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
  • 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
  • 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
  • 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
  • 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year.

Can you guess what this organization is? Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress the same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

CigDaze 04-18-2002 10:33 AM

Those numbers seem a little on the low-side!:D :D

mattyboy 04-18-2002 10:36 AM

my guess would have been the NBA

seanclong 04-18-2002 11:02 AM


Originally posted by mattyboy
my guess would have been the NBA
LOL!!!!:D Very funny!!!!:D :D

Risk Taker 04-18-2002 11:05 AM

Just remember.......those people were VOTED in to get there......Pretty sad if you ask me......:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

supercrash 04-18-2002 11:10 AM

I'm with Baja on that...any group of 535 should have higher numbers than that...
Mattyboy..NBA..:D :D
Risktaker...I don't vote...Thats right calm down..Don't blame me for this mess..;)

CigDaze 04-18-2002 11:15 AM


Originally posted by mattyboy
my guess would have been the NBA
LOL!:D :D

Audiofn 04-18-2002 11:22 AM

Ya but if you take Teddie Kennedy out of there those numbers go WAY down :D:D Of course they did seem to leave out MURDER!!!!:mad: :mad:

puder 04-18-2002 11:50 AM

eth problem is no respectible person will run for office. You have to be a sleeze bag to play a sleezy game.....

BAJA WILL 04-18-2002 11:53 AM

I bet the Happy Hours are a BLAST:D


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