So would you like a footlong today!
 

I went to Subway for lunch and I was sitting there eating my sub when to beautiful young women walked in. They walked up to the counter and the young man behind the counter said "So would you like to try a footlong today". I thought how many places can you ask a beautiful young women that question without getting slapped, and how many jobs require you to ask a young women that question. Anyway, that's my simple humor for the day! I guess maybe you had to be there. I will be interested to see how many views this subject title gets?

I own a meat market, and our motto is.
YOU MAY BEAT MY PRICES, BUT YOU CAN'T BEAT MY MEAT.:D