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PhantomChaos 04-24-2002 07:43 PM

Angle is EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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This looks fine (from Yahoo):

Cristie Kerr holds up the trophy after winning the LPGA Longs Drugs Challenge at the Twelve Bridges Golf Club in Lincoln, Calif., Sunday, April 21, 2002. Kerr finished with a four-day total of 8-under-par 280. This was Kerr's first win on the LPGA tour. (AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli)

PhantomChaos 04-24-2002 07:44 PM

WHAT ARE THEY THINKING????
 
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(maybe it's just me):

Cristie Kerr kisses the trophy she received for winning the LPGA Longs Drugs Challenge at the Twelve Bridges Golf Club in Lincoln, Calif., Sunday, April 21, 2002. Kerr finished with a four-day total of 8-under-par 280. This was Kerr's first win on the LPGA tour. (AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli)

Playn 04-24-2002 07:47 PM

:eek: :eek: :eek: LMAO!!:D :D

IDRPSTF 04-24-2002 07:53 PM

Files in Norty's computer

Porn

Near Porn

Almost Porn

If you look at it right its porn

and, More Porn

Audiofn 04-24-2002 09:11 PM

ROFLMAO. We have a statue in Salem near home that if you look at it from the side it looks like the guy is holding his dong. Well one day a bird took a dump on the top of it so you can use your imagination for the rest. NOW NORT GET THE TRUCK HOME BRO!!!!

Jon

Shorgasm 04-24-2002 10:13 PM

I wish i had a pic to prove this but here goes......

At my old house I had a palm about 8ft tall and rather thick.....well all was good the first two years....

then it developed this weird disease from some bugs in the grass....what it did was only the funniest thing I have ever seen...

From the top the palm started drop its frawns.....so now i have a bald palm in the middle of my lawn.......it gets better...a month or so goes by and this damn palm starts to go soft up top.....okay not real bad but it seems to be a show peice now.....

Another month goes by and now it decides it's friggin gonna fold over about two feet from the top........

So essentially now I have a 6 ft limp elephant penis in my front yard........far to large to just cut down and faaaaar to hilariuos to remove........:eek: I think I left it there to piss off the neighbors.....and in turn it actually made you laugh like mad when you saw it.......

:rolleyes:

Red Stripe 04-25-2002 01:40 AM

:p :p LMAO:D :D

CigDaze 04-25-2002 08:15 AM

LMAO!!!
What a shot! :D :D :D

boomer 04-25-2002 08:27 AM

Thats funny

BODYSHOT1 04-25-2002 08:37 AM

..very nice! :D

Tigerlily 04-25-2002 10:36 AM

uhhhhhhhhhh
 
She's doing it wrong :eek: ;) ;)

C_Spray 04-25-2002 11:26 AM

I dunno......
 
From the expression on her face, I'd say she's doing it right.

CigDaze 04-25-2002 12:28 PM

Now, that photo there is a prime candidate for some photoshop mods....I don't think I'll be posting one anytime soon, though.

Nonetheless...If you use your imagination, I'd say her "technique" is just fine! :D :D :D

Risk Taker 04-25-2002 12:31 PM

I didn't know dykes did that..........:confused: :confused:

CigDaze 04-25-2002 12:50 PM

Sure they do...
...Except they're artificial and have straps!
:D :D :D

Tigerlily 04-25-2002 01:17 PM

LMAO!!! You guys are
 
determined to keep me from getting any actual work done today......and a little photo "enhancement" was the first thing that went through my mind too..... *eyeing the other desktop where I was diligently working and have photoshop opened* :p

I know I am not going to have the self control to leave the pic alone all day...wonder how lng I'll last though before corruption takes its toll? :D

Besides, I have been working every day for three weeks straight and need a play day (hmm I'm rationalizing already LMAO)

CigDaze 04-25-2002 01:20 PM

Tiger,
You will learn quickly that one can not avoid it...Only prolong the inevitable. You will succumb to the powers of the board!

OSO Rules! :D :D :D

CigDaze 04-25-2002 01:22 PM

BTW,
I noticed you're rather new. Welcome to the Board!!!
:D :D

P.S.
There once was a photo modification contest on OSO...
Let's just say it didn't go over too well! :D ;) :cool:

CigDaze 04-25-2002 01:43 PM

...Taco...

LMFAO!!!:D :D :D :D :D

Tigerlily 04-25-2002 02:00 PM

ROFLMFAO!
 
bet with a taco she'd have her mouth opened ;)

thanks for the welcome ... it sounds like I'll fit right in HAHAHA


Oh and thanks for making me choke on my diet coke Troutly, it made a pretty little rainbow all over my monitor

:D

CigDaze 04-25-2002 02:20 PM

Re: ROFLMFAO!
 

Originally posted by Tigerlily
...bet with a taco she'd have her mouth opened...
And doin' one of these :p

mattyboy 04-25-2002 02:56 PM

I think her grip is all wrong!, she needs to keep up head down,
keep her left arm straight, follow thru the balls!!


be the ball noonan, be the ball!
nananananananana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mattyboy

Tigerlily 04-25-2002 03:35 PM

Does anybody remember
 
the old Mrs Arnold Palmer/Johnny Carson scandal?

She was a guest on the show & Johnny asked her if she did anything to bring Arnie luck before a tourney.

She said she sometimes kissed his balls for luck

Johnny's deadpan reply "I bet that makes his putter stand up."

:)

NASTY HABIT 04-25-2002 04:41 PM

I believe she'll think long and hard about trophy handling in the future......poor thing..:D :D

Eric28 04-25-2002 06:31 PM

It's a cinderella story comming outta noware 18th hole at Agusta
IT'S IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

26scarab 04-25-2002 08:46 PM

I'm sitting here at work and I keep looking at that damn picture !!
It's making me feel kinda funny:D :D

Troutly ,
You amaze me with your catalog of useless but funny pictures !
I can't believe how quickly you can post them. I remember talking about the family truckster and you posted a picture within minutes !!

pullmytrigger 04-25-2002 09:31 PM

Trouly posts from his squad car..............its true!!!!!

Chris288 04-26-2002 09:12 AM

BIKINI PICS WOULD DEFINITELY BE BETTER !!!
 
;) ;) ;) ;) :D :D :D

Eric28 04-26-2002 09:21 PM

Good call Troutly! You hit it perfect. Have you ever putted with a wedgee?:D


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