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Originally Posted by LaughingCat (Post 3125852)

Check out the subliminal message in his tattoo. If you group only the capitalized letters, you get: MC LICE

That dude can't be for real WTF???

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Originally Posted by boatlessatm (Post 3125946)

Hmmmmmm very interesting

Placing bets on a claim that the document from "National Personnell Records Center" is a fradulent home made document!

The document is/looks real. However without an SSN (which the directions say is required) they can't/won't provide any information.

And just how do you expect someone to have his SSN?

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Originally Posted by phragle (Post 3126077)

The document is/looks real. However without an SSN (which the directions say is required) they can't/won't provide any information.

Don't think that's necessarly the rule under Freedom of Information Act.

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Originally Posted by Knot 4 Me (Post 3126093)

And just how do you expect someone to have his SSN?

The military uses SSN's as ID because SSN's are unique. Names are not. Without a positive ID, you will not get informaton.

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Originally Posted by phragle (Post 3126105)

The military uses SSN's as ID because SSN's are unique. Names are not. Without a positive ID, you will not get informaton.

CS has bigger problems than lying about his service record if his SSN is floating around. That is information no other individual should have about you. Can you say "identity theft"?

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Originally Posted by phragle (Post 3126077)

The document is/looks real. However without an SSN (which the directions say is required) they can't/won't provide any information.

WRONG. It doesn't say a SSN is required anywehre on that form. It says to "furnish as much information as possible".

Obviously I only had a First name, Last name and Middle initial for them to look him up, but.....

Section ll #1 (Information and/or Documents Requested), I checked "other" and indicated I was not looking for any records, just verification if this person had ever been in any military service.
In Section ll, #2 "Purpose-other" area I indicated that I suspected this person was falsely identifying himself as having military service and might be a con man.

Do you think Christopher T. Sunkin is a popular name? In fact, I would imagine that he is the ONLY "Christopher T. Sunkin". Just google it. I will call the number provided on the form later to clarify the letter, but they provided exactly the information that I requested.

NO MILITARY SERVICE RECORD

There was no info because he was part of a super duper top secret task force. Be careful snooping around, some guys might show up at your door and erase your memory like in Men in Black! Top secret I say! Stay away, don't ask questions.. Oh no, the FBI's already here.. :grinser010: :lolhit:

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Originally Posted by 96scarab (Post 3126186)

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Originally Posted by Chris Sunkin (Post 1209403)

This is a sure-fire way to eliminate anyone driving through your yard.

The side of my lot abuts the main drag through our allotment and alot of local kids use it to see just how fast their POS rice rockets will go. I was getting the 20 feet between the road and my white picket fence turfed pretty regularly. I suppose it was irresistable. One flick of the wrist to the right and a stab at the gas pedal would give you 300 feet of fishtailing fun.

What I did was this- I planted a thick growing ground cover over there. Before I did, I went down to my shop and cut eight pieces of 10" I-beam each 4 feet long. They are buried at a 30 degree angle back with about 9" sticking up. The ground cover has well grown over it. If I weed-whacked the pachysandra, it would look like the tank traps on the beaches of Normandy.

I have no problem locating the culprits now. I just walk out whenever I see the flashing yellow lights of the wrecker trying to pull their impaled Civics and Mitsubishis off one of my "welcome party". It doesn't even loosen the I-beams. Pretty much everyone has gotten the message that the biggest prick in the county lives on the corner house with the white fence. I'm a hero to my neighbors, though.

Thick growing ground cover? I beams?

Yes......I just don't see that "Normandy-style" I-beams either. According to Wiki HERE, the ground covering "pachysandra" grows only in the Southeast of the US. Where is Ohio? :D

Maybe it's another fabricated story? :D :drink::drink: Although I would agree with Chris Sunkin's statement that "biggest prick in the county lives on the corner house with the white fence."