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boatme 06-15-2010 06:40 AM

How Not to load your jet ski
 
It takes all kinds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wak32...layer_embedded

Audiofn 06-15-2010 06:44 AM

Oh my god that is funny!!!

nadledvinka 06-15-2010 07:14 AM


Originally Posted by Audiofn (Post 3136171)
Oh my god that is funny!!!


YEP!!!!!

FuelinAround 06-15-2010 07:22 AM

Some people don't deserve a permit to operate anything

Indy 06-15-2010 07:38 AM


Originally Posted by kyboy1020 (Post 3136199)
Some people don't deserve a permit to operate anything

They don't deserve a permit to breed...can you imagine what their kids are going to be like?

Jupiter Sunsation 06-15-2010 08:57 AM

When I first saw it being attempted I was thinking he was going to pull it off, after all I have loaded a 500cc waverunner into the back of a pickup before from the water.

Then I realized he was real deep in the water to pull out....

In essence he wrecked his van and his jet ski in order to avoid buying a $100 used trailer!

Good find Marc!

lawdocx3 06-15-2010 09:27 AM

Lol what a dumba$$

sommerfliesby 06-15-2010 09:29 AM

My buddy used to load his 550 standup into the back of his Wrangler. Took the passenger seat out, just wedged the nose right under the dashboard...tailgate would just barely close. Worked great.

AbsolutOFFSHORE 06-15-2010 09:42 AM

Hahaha!

Outkast Rafe 06-15-2010 09:48 AM


Originally Posted by sommerfliesby (Post 3136337)
My buddy used to load his 550 standup into the back of his Wrangler. Took the passenger seat out, just wedged the nose right under the dashboard...tailgate would just barely close. Worked great.



yeah that reminds me of those days. drop the tailgate and back the rear of the truck into the water... looking back boy was that dumb

Sydwayz 06-15-2010 10:19 AM

When I raced, we used to back the enclosed race trailers right into the (fresh) water and drive into them. (Especially when the water patrol showed up during practice sessions and the skis were not legal.) Also had a friend that carried his two stand-ups in the back of a Dodge Cargo Caravan because of his HOA; but he loaded 'em with a beach cart.

That video was awesome.

TOASTY 06-15-2010 10:29 AM

does anyone else think thats not as funny as it may seem
i would consider that even though the ski driver got out, it could have been way worse. Total drowning in a van coffin.

Jupiter Sunsation 06-15-2010 10:42 AM


Originally Posted by TOASTY (Post 3136388)
does anyone else think thats not as funny as it may seem
i would consider that even though the ski driver got out, it could have been way worse. Total drowning in a van coffin.

A. the rear doors are open, free to swim out
B. the van stopped in the water, probably stuck at the end of the ramp
C. If Darwin got this guy maybe that wouldn't be a bad thing!

HabanaJoe 06-15-2010 10:46 AM

That even made me laugh and with people like that I believe the proper phrase is "should not be allowed to spawn" not breed, after all they are in water!

Too Stroked 06-15-2010 10:52 AM

Maybe Darwin was right?

THLWL 06-15-2010 01:31 PM

There are many jet skiis being stolen every day. Just curious if that could be what was going on. Panel type van. I had a tractor stolen recently in an enclosed trailer. Once they left my office, no one could see my tractor.

Matt Trulio 06-15-2010 04:26 PM

Even though the van doors were open, as Jupiter noted, this guy is lucky he didn't drown.

It has to be luck ... because it absolutely can't be intelligence.

This is far and away the dumbest thing I have seen on a launch ramp. And that's saying something.

bsebesy 06-15-2010 04:59 PM

He's lucky he didn't get pinned between the ski and the roof of the van.

fireguy 06-15-2010 05:04 PM

[QUOTE=Jupiter Sunsation;3136399]A. the rear doors are open, free to swim out
B. the van stopped in the water, probably stuck at the end of the ramp
C. If Darwin got this guy maybe that wouldn't be a bad thing![/QUOTE]

Matt Trulio 06-15-2010 05:10 PM

[QUOTE=fireguy;3136784]

Originally Posted by Jupiter Sunsation (Post 3136399)
A. the rear doors are open, free to swim out
B. the van stopped in the water, probably stuck at the end of the ramp
C. If Darwin got this guy maybe that wouldn't be a bad thing![/QUOTE]

Overcoming natural selection is an anomaly, a blip in the evolutionary order of things. Sooner or later, all creatures this stupid perish.

AIR TIME 06-15-2010 05:22 PM

thats was great morons,

Fixxxer22 06-15-2010 06:51 PM

he should of just hammered the waverunner. mabye enought thrust to force the van back up the ramp!

Anarchy Powerboats 06-15-2010 07:33 PM


Originally Posted by Fixxxer22 (Post 3136879)
he should of just hammered the waverunner. mabye enought thrust to force the van back up the ramp!

It was his thrust that made the back of the van lose traction in the first place I bet.

fireguy 06-15-2010 07:37 PM

[QUOTE=Matt Trulio;3136792]

Originally Posted by fireguy (Post 3136784)

Overcoming natural selection is an anomaly, a blip in the evolutionary order of things. Sooner or later, all creatures this stupid perish.


Sooner or later all creatures perish. Creatures this stupid usually perish sooner and in much more entertaining ways, and hopefully on video.

Burp, "Here hold my beer"...:violent-smiley-045:

db71 06-15-2010 09:07 PM

If you watch the video the van was going down already the extra weight just helped as stated if he would have kept on the gas of the waverunner along with the driver pushing the gas of the van could have maybe saved it. Oh yeah I was laughing before it even went down.

divenstar 06-15-2010 09:22 PM

I will pray for their MORON souls...

As the song goes....

"Were are Devo....D.E.V.O...

...DeEvoulution...the eventual solution...

Divenstar :lolhit: :eek:

Strip Poker 388 06-15-2010 09:35 PM


Originally Posted by Jupiter Sunsation (Post 3136303)
When I first saw it being attempted I was thinking he was going to pull it off, after all I have loaded a 500cc waverunner into the back of a pickup before from the water.

Then I realized he was real deep in the water to pull out....

In essence he wrecked his van and his jet ski in order to avoid buying a $100 used trailer!

Good find Marc!


but he would of never been able to back a trailer up:drink:

inbetween 06-15-2010 10:16 PM

How many people are below "average" intelligence?



WAY TOO MANY!!

Fixxxer22 06-15-2010 10:20 PM


Originally Posted by METAL BROS RACING (Post 3136904)
It was his thrust that made the back of the van lose traction in the first place I bet.

Lets not get too critical here :ernaehrung004::coolcowboy:

joe27baja 06-15-2010 10:29 PM

OMG how much can a jet ski trailer really cost???


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