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Old 05-08-2002, 09:19 AM
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Everyone seems to be wondering why the Arab
>terrorists are so quick to commit suicide?
>Let's see now:
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>* No premarital sex.
>* No booze.
>* No bars.
>* No television.
>* No Internet.
>* No organized sports, stadiums, tailgate parties.
> Actually, no tailgates.
>* No Hooters.
>* No pork.
>* Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy in sight.
> Ever try to fish at an oasis?
>* Rags for clothes and hats.
>* Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe
> your butt only with your left.
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> Like life isn't complicated enough already.
>* Constant wailing from the guy next door because
> he is sick and no doctors.
>* No country music. No radio.
>* You can't shave. You can't shower.
>* Bar-B-Q donkey cooked over burning camel
> dung.
>* The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils
> at all times.
>* Your bride is picked by someone else.
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>Then they tell you that when you die it all becomes
>wonderful. Who wouldn't go for it ?
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Old 05-08-2002, 09:28 AM
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Boats don't run that well in an oasis either
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not to mention........sand in the crack of youre ass!!!
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