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Old 05-13-2002, 10:43 PM
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Three couples enter a church intent on becoming members..
There are a newly wed couple, a couple who have been together 10 years and a couple who have been together over 20 years.
The Priest tells the couples that to prove their convictions on becoming members they must abstain from SEX for 2weeks.
After two weeks the couples return, and the Priest asks the older couple "How did you do?"
They replied " No problem at all."
"Good " responded the Priest.
Then he asked the middle couple "How did you do?"
"It was a little tough the first week, being forbidden and all, but after that we were OK" They replied.
"Wonderful" said the Priest.
Then he turned to the newly weds.
"And how did you do?" He asked
"Well not so good you see, We were doing OK untill about the third day when she dropped a can of paint. When she bent over to pick it up, well I just had to have her right then and there."
The Priest was very upset. "Oh well, I'm very sorry to say it but, You're just not welcome here.
"that's OK" replied the young man, "We're not welcome at Home Depot anymore either"



That is actually NASTY HABIT'S joke, But I had to share it with Friends
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Old 05-14-2002, 12:38 AM
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My wife and I are painting our house... So much for painting !!!
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Definitely a classic, haven't heard it in a while...
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"CLEAN UP IN AISLE 4"


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MattyBoy beat me to the "Clean up" part!

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Old 05-14-2002, 05:36 PM
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