OT- Let me try another joke
05-15-2002, 10:19 PM
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OT- Let me try another joke
An old redneck is selling one of his mare's by the side of the road. A midget with a lisp walks up, and acts like he is interested in the horse."What a be-u-ti-fuw Ho'se you have, what's hew name?'
Now the redneck knows that he's not going to buy his horse but decides to be nice. "Her name is Rose" he replied.
"Wose, What a pwetty name fow a pwetty ho'se." Little man said " Could You wift me up so I could pet hew mane?"
"Ugh" thought the redneck but he lifted the midget up to pet her mane. "What a pwetty ho'se. So soft and fuwwy." Could I see hew teeff too pwease?"
"Oh my god" thought the redneck who was staring to get fed up with the little pain in the.....
So he took the little man to her head so he could check out her teeth. "What gweat teeff she has, nice and stwong." This said as he holds her lips open looking in her mouth.
"Could I see hew twat too pwease?'Little man asked
"Thats it!!!" thought the redneck, So he takes the little guy to the rear of the horse, moves her tail, and shoves the midget by the back head, face first into her butt, and holds hm there for a second before finally putting him down.
"Let me wefwase that" says the midget "May I see hew WALK?"
Hope you haven't heard that one.
Now the redneck knows that he's not going to buy his horse but decides to be nice. "Her name is Rose" he replied.
"Wose, What a pwetty name fow a pwetty ho'se." Little man said " Could You wift me up so I could pet hew mane?"
"Ugh" thought the redneck but he lifted the midget up to pet her mane. "What a pwetty ho'se. So soft and fuwwy." Could I see hew teeff too pwease?"
"Oh my god" thought the redneck who was staring to get fed up with the little pain in the.....
So he took the little man to her head so he could check out her teeth. "What gweat teeff she has, nice and stwong." This said as he holds her lips open looking in her mouth.
"Could I see hew twat too pwease?'Little man asked
"Thats it!!!" thought the redneck, So he takes the little guy to the rear of the horse, moves her tail, and shoves the midget by the back head, face first into her butt, and holds hm there for a second before finally putting him down.
"Let me wefwase that" says the midget "May I see hew WALK?"
Hope you haven't heard that one.
Last edited by nebulous; 05-15-2002 at 10:22 PM.
