OT: Things a woman will never say !!!
 

THINGS A WOMAN WILL NEVER SAY

You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I
invited her over for dinner on Friday.

I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go
over and talk to her.

Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't
have to mess with it anymore.

I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?

Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's
bare ass.

I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change
it again.

You are so much smarter than my father.

Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

You're so sexy when you're hung over.

Let's subscribe to Hustler.

I'll be out painting the house.

Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!

No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

Your mother is way better than mine.

Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy
yourself something.

Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you
retire.

You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night
feedings.

Look! My ass is fatter than yours!

Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.

Ain't that the truth.

Cracks me up! :) :D :)

I wish I could get my wife to say just one of those!!!!
:eek: ;) :p :D

Mattyboy

I disagree....... have heard the one and only Mrs Nasty say 10 of them...

:D :D :D

Habit...the question is...which ones?????:eek: :eek: :eek:

And the number #1 thing that a woman will will never say...

"I won't put my lips on that thing, unless I can swallow."

I could never be so bold as to narrow the possabilities ...........
I'll let her reply when she gets back from getting the oil changed in the truck....She's been busy today training that stripper we just hired at the porno store....And going out of town too... busy busy... good thing she just got her hair cut today and is happy with the color .. you know how long that takes..we got to get packing....and She still has to do todays count to see if I can quit my reg job yet...... what a girl... like i said though I had better let her respond....just for the record though we never compare asses..

LMAO :D :D :D