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Too Stroked 02-02-2011 10:18 AM


Originally Posted by antisocial (Post 3313878)
You have way to much time on your hands you must be snowed or iced in...........

Don't forget the vivid imagination part.

US1 Fountain 02-02-2011 10:27 AM

Noticed a new member just signed up yesterday.
Screen name....... drum roll........'Seebold Eagle'

Conincidence? I think not. :evilb:

RT930turbo 02-02-2011 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by Too Stroked (Post 3313861)
Dear Seebold 21 Owner,

I’m quite interested in your high performance boat. I have a modified Bayliner Capri 186 that served me well over the years and I too have modified it extensively. The original 4 cylinder Mercruiser with Alpha drive has been replaced with a Flux Capacitor hooked to a Warp drive. Since I’m an experienced fabricator, I also added a custom built Whup Ass injection system that I estimate has added at least 3000 HP. According to my original Bayliner speedometer, I’m now running 347 MPH. Better yet, I’ve found that I’m actually going fast enough to skip over the top of virtually any sea condition short of the perfect storm.

With all of the added horsepower, as you might guess, I too have had to modify the hull somewhat. My first modification was to add 37 steps to the hull to lessen drag. (As you might guess this was a bit difficult since all modifications were done with the boat sitting on a roller trailer in my apartment parking lot.) I also added several additional stringers and bulkheads made of Unobtainium to handle the added stress. Due to the unique properties of this material though, the boat is now actually lighter than air and has to be tied down to the trailer to prevent it from blowing away.

I could go on for hours as to the other modifications I’ve made to this boat, but quite honestly, I need a new challenge. Your boat – although significantly slower than mine – sounds like it’s much more of a chic magnet. That’s become a much higher priority in my life since mom said I have to move out, I’d like to talk to you about a possible trade. Interested?

If he passes on your trade offer, I'd be willing to go my 303 plus 30k, if that seems fair to you?

Offshore Dreamer 02-02-2011 11:23 AM

Cabin fever has set in!!

Too Stroked 02-02-2011 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by RT930turbo (Post 3313997)
If he passes on your trade offer, I'd be willing to go my 303 plus 30k, if that seems fair to you?

Man, I don't know. I was offered $4.5 million by a wealthy Nigerian ...

Too Stroked 02-02-2011 12:17 PM


Originally Posted by US1 Fountain (Post 3313955)
Noticed a new member just signed up yesterday.
Screen name....... drum roll........'Seebold Eagle'

Conincidence? I think not. :evilb:

I wonder if he'll go for my offer?

drpete3 02-02-2011 12:22 PM

How have i missed this thread. NEW FAVORITE!

Cousineau181 02-02-2011 12:38 PM


Originally Posted by Too Stroked (Post 3314054)
Man, I don't know. I was offered $4.5 million by a wealthy Nigerian ...

A wealthy Nigerian just offered me 10 million and I am willing to split it with you if I can have the boat!:drink:

antisocial 02-02-2011 12:42 PM

I just looked at the orig post again, the speedo only goes to 100? He must have a radar gun handy...

RT930turbo 02-02-2011 12:43 PM


Originally Posted by US1 Fountain (Post 3313955)
Noticed a new member just signed up yesterday.
Screen name....... drum roll........'Seebold Eagle'

Conincidence? I think not. :evilb:

I actually didn't believe you, so I looked for my self! Awesome.

He must have noticed the 2700+ hits in one day :lolhit:


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