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Shane 05-21-2002 08:33 AM

New Offshore Sanctioning Body!
 
I have just had a BRILLIANT IDEA! With all the bickering and name calling going on over the current sanctioning bodies, I'll bet that if OSO becomes a sanctioning body it will take all the members from the other 2 and if they set and hold true to STRICT rules it would even be fair! Here is who I think should head it up.

Chairman Of The Board: Steve David
CEO: Jeffrey
President: DaveP
Vice President: Shanghied Again
Commentator and V.P. Public Relations: T2x
Technical Director and Assoc. V.P. Public Relations: C_Spray
Competition Director: Sharkey
Party Planner: SunseekerNY
Safety Director:
Media Relations: Pooder uh...Peeder ummm...Pider, awe hell you know who I am talking about;)
Historian: RayP and RonP
Homolgation Directors: Peter Hledin and George Lindner
Directors of Post Race Entertainment: Miller and DJD
Preferred Post Race Entertainment: The Ladiesof LACE!
Website Developer: Darren Luhrs
Chief Scorer: River Girl
Asst. Scorer: Boat Girl
Official Graphics Designer for all competitors: Ryan Beckley (all boats must use him)

If anyone can think of any positions I left out please add them below.:D :D :D

BODYSHOT1 05-21-2002 08:54 AM

Now that's an organization to be a part of!! :D

Fast Shafts 05-21-2002 09:01 AM

Where do I sign up? Does this mean we can now have 3 World Champs in a class-kinda like boxing! I only want to race if I have no competition, and races are scheduled on the same day as other organization's races -that way I can be a winner and not race anyone.

:D

Shane 05-21-2002 09:05 AM

Rob,

Would it be okay to hold the race for your class at your house? Certainly do not want to inconvenience you in anyway by having you drive to the event! Afterall, we are ALL about CUSTOMER SERVICE unlike some manufacturer's as of late...cough cough Reggie!:eek:

Fast Shafts 05-21-2002 09:13 AM

Shane,
That would be great-I have a house on the water in Toms River-I'd like to be the first "World Champ" of the new OSO Tour!:D

Shane 05-21-2002 09:23 AM

Rob, feel free to enter The Sharkey Boat with one of the Sterlings that were run this weekend at Skaterfest. Also, tell Mike Fusco his boat would be legal in F3.:rolleyes:

SHARKEY-IMAGES 05-21-2002 09:26 AM

:D :D :D :D :D

thunderdan 05-21-2002 09:28 AM

Where do I sign up, I will even be the safety director, but i do need to borrow one of the crew members from Miller and DJD's team, to be my nurse.:p :D :D

birdog 05-21-2002 09:29 AM

Audiofn.......Sound production

Gotta have a lawyer.....Fknlwyr


Security......Troutly { also in charge of Dognuts}:D

Shane 05-21-2002 09:46 AM

Thunderdan and Birdog,

EXCELLENT suggestions! Consider them done! Sow how about it Phknlwyr, Troutly, Audiofn? Thunderdan, just tell me how many and what color hair you would like.:D


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