Joke of the day!
 

> Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson
> Motorcycle Corporation,
> died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter
> told Arthur, "Since you've
> been such a good man, and your motorcycles have
> changed the world, your
> reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in
> Heaven."
>
> Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,
> "I want to hang out with
> God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
> introduced him to God.
>
> Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor
> of woman?"
>
> God said, "Ah, yes."
>
> Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional,
> you have some major
> design flaws in your invention: Number one, there's
> too much inconsistency
> in the front-end protrusion. Number two, it chatters
> constantly at high
> speeds. Number three, most of the rear ends are too
> soft and wobble too
> much. Number four, the intake is placed way too
> close to the exhaust. And
> finally, the maintenance costs are
> outrageous."
>
> "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
> replied God, "hold on."
>
> God went to his Celestial Super Computer, typed in a
> few words, and waited
> for the results. The computer printed out a slip of
> paper and God read it.
>
> "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,"
> God said to Arthur, "but
> according to these numbers, more men are riding my
> invention than yours."
>
>
>
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I have to say I liked that one!:D :D

An oldie but a goody!:D :D :D :D

Morning Mike!

Cool:D !