OT: WHO "fake bakes"?????
 

Okay, just started fake baking & have an interesting question.......

HOW do you get rid of those damn smilies???!!!:confused:

smiles as in??? if they are the smiles i think, just turn over in the bed. i make sure that i move around, raise my arms, legs...whatever. hope this helps....

what is "fake bakes"?

Shane,
You're not the only idiot here. :p

Hell, I thought it was faking getting stoned...Then JBK chimed in and then I started thinking it was faking an orgasm...

Just don't know sometimes...
...Ya, I'll take another...No, no, make that a double. ;) :D :D

jbk's right. you may even have to lay on your side or you'll be striped. we got a bed at home for christmas this year. i asked for a swim platform. :rolleyes:

Stand - up beds.

OutlawBayB,
I fake bake in April right before the season begins. But, I use those stand up beds. They have straps at the top to put your hands thru so you can get that all over even tan. Maybe there's a local tanning salon near you that has one you can try. It may cost a little more, but it's worth it to me...no smiles here!:eek: ;)

Good luck!
Cat

I've got one too.
I set a timer for five min and each time it goes off I roll 1/4 turn.
In a twenty min session I'll have five min on each side.

You guys are probably asking why someone in Fla. would have a tan bed.
Since we work all day and only get out on the weekend we use it to condition our skin so we don't get sunburned. It works.

LMAO @ Baja Daze! :D :D :D

I'm with ya daze...
 

I thought it was when you had the family over for thanksgiving and you pretended you baked the apple pie, and then try to pass it off as your own.. LOL...:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Or my second guess was when you pretend to get stoned just to be one of the guys,, (peer pressure can be a *****) ;)