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jawbreakerkid 06-07-2002 02:39 PM

happy birthday, jeffrey!

LOL!!! you are killin' me, nort..... have a safe trip. remember, when drinking tequilla: uno mas, por favor!!!

chad

Chris288 06-07-2002 02:42 PM

Nort... you are and always will be my...
 
HERO !!!!:D :D :D

But I must say L.O.T.O kicked Havs. ASS... Even if the water is brown, they're are still pink in the middle... ;) ;)

thisistank 06-07-2002 04:15 PM

Hey Nort, were those pictures taken in your back yard of that hottie!!??:D

Jeffery, you frickin poodle...Happy B-day, 40's ruff dude:p :D Oh and next time a hot chick wants you to kiss her you should take her up on it!! Kelly was very disapointed...Did you hear that Nort, Jeff wouldn't give Kelly a kiss on the cheek!:rolleyes: :D :D

Blonde Cig Chick 06-07-2002 08:18 PM

Hey Cheng-a-Leng........HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hey, you know I would never abandon you.............you're stuk with me forever :rolleyes: Lucky you!

Thanks Phantom, at least you still love me ;)

Who's all going to SOBE?

PhantomChaos 06-08-2002 03:27 AM

Amazing.......this ship has an Internet cafe...........of course it's something like $5.oo a minute, but since we've had many many many drinks.........it's all GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey T-Man......we're heading for SOBE in about 3 weeks.......and you are doing what? We are in the middle of the Pacific right now......does this ROCK or what?????????????????????????????????????????

thisistank 06-08-2002 01:12 PM

1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor!!:D :D :D

Audiofn 06-09-2002 09:28 PM

Happy B-Day Jeffrey!!!! :D:D:D I just think it is funny cuz you busted my balls for hopping on plane in Rick32's boat from the Scope raft about 100 yards to go over and see Cig1:p :p :p Payback is a mother isn't it :p

PhantomChaos 06-18-2002 12:40 PM


Originally posted by Troutly
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh really?? I think you need to give me a call when you sober up...I mean get back to Cali :D
Scott-

Leaving for SOBE on the Wednesday the 26th, coming back on Sunday the 30th.

:D :D :D :D :D :D


Meeting up with some friends there....

PhantomChaos 10-03-2002 08:11 PM

Hey poodle (Jeffrey)...........drive out to Havasu on Friday night.

SCOPEwebmaster 12-02-2002 07:00 PM

There might be a roasted POODLE at the annual SCOPE holiday party this Friday night. We'll keep you posted.

sean stinson 12-02-2002 08:46 PM

Hey Poodle Happy B-Day but the DMan and me have the real goods on our boy wonder.....You remember the day when he first got Ruckus and we went for a blast up the coast????????? Cheng-a-leng check the oil stud.........

DEVIL MAN 12-03-2002 11:52 AM

The King Poodle school of checking your oil level!!!!

1. Start engines

2. Allow engines to warm up

3. Begin to idle through harbor with both engines on

4. Raise engine compartment hatch

5. Procede to check oil level with dipstick (with engines running)

6. Look puzzled when level appears to be low

7. Look stupid while Stinson and DMan laugh asses off

8. Bribe Stinson and DMan to keep it quiet

9. Thank God that Norty was not present with camera in hand

10. Like all other poodle blunders....deny everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DMan......and the D is for....Hey fellas, my oil level is DOWN!!!!

PhantomChaos 12-03-2002 12:06 PM

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Yeah......King DAP.

ssherman 12-03-2002 12:47 PM

that must have been a jeffco engineered oil check system:D :D :D

PhantomChaos 04-29-2003 11:50 PM

Part II
 
Return of the KING POODLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will it ever end?
Will the poodle ever learn?
Will the fenders ever be put away?

..............and JBK......this time it's not on the PORT SIDE!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D (sorry Jeffrey) :D :D


http://www.vxi.cc/havasu-001.jpg

http://www.vxi.cc/havasu-002.jpg

Audiofn 04-30-2003 07:02 AM

I have to laugh my azz off because he gave me so much chit when I popped Rick32's boat on plane for 2 seconds to get over to Garry at Havabrew. That gets :D:D:D:D:D

Jon

BLee 04-30-2003 08:04 AM

That looks like a classic case of "worthless passengers" on board gods' boat.

marinepro21 04-30-2003 08:55 AM

It's still the Captans job to tell the passengers to pull in the fenders, or leave the non boaters on the dock.You cant get him out of this.

Yep he gets the King Poodle Award!

Happy Birthday!

jawbreakerkid 04-30-2003 08:59 AM

Re: Part II
 

Originally posted by PhantomChaos
Return of the KING POODLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will it ever end?
Will the poodle ever learn?
Will the fenders ever be put away?

..............and JBK......this time it's not on the PORT SIDE!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D (sorry Jeffrey) :D :D

doooohhhh! once is a mistake, twice is a sin.....

woof, woof, wag, wag.....

jbk

Tbonepmp 04-30-2003 11:42 AM


Originally posted by cigracer28
That looks like a classic case of "worthless passengers" on board gods' boat.
I THINK YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD BRO...
I AGREE TOTALLY...:cool:

GLH 04-30-2003 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by cigracer28
That looks like a classic case of "worthless passengers" on board gods' boat.
I guess it still poodle but I hope those two guys chipped in for gas cause they weren't doing anything nautical there!
Probably means there are 3 fenders in this picture, all about as usefull once under way!

jawbreakerkid 04-30-2003 12:17 PM


Originally posted by Tbonepmp
I THINK YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD BRO...
I AGREE TOTALLY...:cool:

LOL!!! :D

Von Bongo 04-21-2004 06:57 PM

bump

PhantomChaos 04-21-2004 08:07 PM

LMAO....this old stuff is good! Too bad more classic threads have been deleted!!!


Shreck lives in Havasu
Shreck wears a Rolex

plus many many more......... :( :bunny: :( :( :(

Wasabe 04-27-2004 11:36 PM

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Wasabe 04-27-2004 11:37 PM

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OldSchool 04-28-2004 06:19 AM


Originally posted by GLH
Having pics of that blowed up hatch might make it a poodle

:D :D :D

cuda 04-28-2004 06:21 AM

I'm wondering if the hatch was down. You know, someone who forgets to bring in his fenders is also likely to leave the hatch up!:eek: :eek: :p :D

GLH 04-28-2004 07:13 AM


Originally posted by Wasabe
Nenernenernener...
Having pics of that blowed up hatch might make it as poodle material yet again

PhantomChaos 04-28-2004 12:00 PM


Originally posted by cuda
I'm wondering if the hatch was down. You know, someone who forgets to bring in his fenders is also likely to leave the hatch up!:eek: :eek: :p :D
Very good point!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

Von Bongo 04-28-2004 12:47 PM


Originally posted by Wasabe
:eek:
Nice save..boat wasn't on plane yet so not an official poodle candidate, although I believe there is video confirming some poodle in the bloodline.

Now this thread comes from a time when the board was both active and entertaining..lately it's been just active.

Hey Norton, you get a real job or something? You used to post about every 15 minutes and have been pretty quiet lately. Have you been hanging out over on the cruiser forum talking about how your Sunseeker can walk on any Sea-Ray made?

PhantomChaos 04-28-2004 02:29 PM

Nah....the site has just been....well, dead!

Here's a poodle from last weekend......a Formula brother! :)

http://www.scopeinfo.com/images/2004...g/DSC02162.jpg

IDRPSTF 04-28-2004 02:58 PM

I really wish I pulled the camera out when we pulled up to Jeff. He had that look like "Oh no, not Matt...Let it be anyone seeing this but Matt!!!" I was too busy driving in those "Gail Force Hatch Blowing Winds" to reach the camera.

cuda 04-28-2004 06:29 PM

Norty, shrink those pictures so the text doesn't run off the screen!:p

PhantomChaos 04-28-2004 06:59 PM

Sorry......they are on the site as 1024 wide. :( :( :( Get a bigger screen! :D :D :D

Wasabe 04-28-2004 11:35 PM


Originally posted by GLH
Having pics of that blowed up hatch might make it as poodle material yet again
The hatch was down. It seriously was a freak accident. There wasn't enough exit slots.

Say what you want but I'm very upset about it. It messed up the whole weekend.

thisistank 04-29-2004 12:11 PM


Originally posted by Wasabe
The hatch was down. It seriously was a freak accident. There wasn't enough exit slots.

Say what you want but I'm very upset about it. It messed up the whole weekend.

Now, don't be mad girl....But....

1) I think he had those scoops put on...no? The king poodle Should've known to put the breather slots in.

2) I boke the first day out there and STILL had a killer weekend thanks in no small part to my scope bretheren!! You guys didn't have to leave!!

Tank:D :D

PhantomChaos 04-29-2004 12:21 PM


Originally posted by thisistank
.............. I boke the first day out there and STILL had a killer weekend thanks in no small part to my scope bretheren!! You guys didn't have to leave!!

Tank:D :D


Yep.....that is a classic POODLE MOVE!!!! My boat is broke so BYE BYE!!! :D :D :D :D :D

IDRPSTF 04-29-2004 12:49 PM

You guys missed my "Flying Camel"!
Should have stuck around.

Tank, how did the pasty on the windshield go over?

thisistank 04-29-2004 01:18 PM


Originally posted by IDRPSTF
You guys missed my "Flying Camel"!
Should have stuck around.

Tank, how did the pasty on the windshield go over?

Dude, you were classic that night!! I guess Kellys sister got into the car and started to laugh so hard she had to get out!:D

The blue man group thing was CLASSIC!

Dave sell his boat?


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