OT-The Perfect Martini!!
 

Mr. O and I are sitting here drinking martini's, mine a dirty one ;) and his a sour apple. We are inquiring as to the perfect martini recipes you may have acquired.
So far, our best dirty martini is 1 1/2 parts olive juice, 2 parts Ketel One, shake the piss out of it, with lots of ice and serve. Sour apple is 1 1/2 parts Sour Apple Sweet and Sour Schnappes and 1 part ginger ale. Again, shake the piss out of it over ice and serve. Repeat. :p

No, it's two ounces Bombay Gin, and just whisper the name of the guy that invented Vermouth as you pour the gin!:p

Vodka martini, dirty, on the rocks.
Ice in the glass, Absolute, tsp of vermouth, tsp of olive juice.
Skewer of as many olives (jalepeno stuffed) will fit on a toothpick.
MMmmm...

How to find the recipe for a perfect martini:

Move to a desserted Island

In a pitcher with lots of ice pour 1 part vermouth, 4 parts gin, shake or stir, pour in glass, add an olive.

Someone will be along soon to tell you thats not right this is the way to make a "perfect" martini ...