Offshoreonly.com - OT: The Ultimate Bumper Sticker List !!

1. Constipated People Don't Give A ****
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut
6. Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A
Little Better
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant
9. Thank You For Pot Smoking
10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing
11. If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And Seek
Counseling
12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings"
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer
14. Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger
15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The
Booger
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
19. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
23. If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
24. The Face Is Familiar, But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
26. Illiterate? Write For Help
27. Honk If Anything Falls Off
28. Cover Me. I'm Changing Lanes
29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next
Exit
30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
34. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
35. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
36. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...[Seen
upside down on a jeep]
37. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also
Timed for 70 mph.
38. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
39. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman
Look Like Jabba The Hut?
40. Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold
One
41. Ax Me About Ebonics
42. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
43. Boldly Going Nowhere
44. Cat: The Other White Meat
45. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde
46. Don't Be Sexist - *****es Hate That
47. Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal
Friends.
48. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
49. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits
He Is Lost
50. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With
Bullets.
51. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In
Touch
52. Saw It ... Wanted It .. Had A Fit ... Got It!
53. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
54. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
55. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
56 Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot
them
57. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
58. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
59. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
60. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
61. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
62. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

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