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Old 06-11-2002, 05:22 PM
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The suspense is mounting!!!!! What did Shorgasm do? It's not a vascectomy, said nothing was pierced, it's not a pump nor a peni$ extension.........

"BTW I did something very strange yesterday..........and the one person on here that knows should just let everyone else guess for awhile.........Hush Hush!!!!!!!!
One hint and only one.........it has nothing to do with the boat......"

"Awe.......I don't know.....the "good" people might get WAAAAY offended by this move........but like i said.......somebody else on here has to have had it done too.........
And No it isn't illegal in any state....well not in Florida anyways.....
And it doesn't involve any young girls either......but it might now!!!!"

"Damnit Troutly........You're on the right track but not that it involved any pleasure.........Uh oh......that was a little too much....."

"Keep it up Nick............... "

"You guys are hopeless.........come on you can do better than that........
You need some real balls to do this....let's see who is up to it....
I know there are a least a couple other guys that have this done.......
Come on let's wake this place up a bit!!!!!!!!!"

"What would make you think I would get anything pierced?????"

"The funny part is I had to go to the county courthouse today to check DL record.........upfront there were TWO female sheriffs...
and of course the walk through metal detector....
Needless to say i had this little smirk on my face......Damn nothing happened........."

"Amazingly........I'm almost up and running........so to speak.....
Although Saturday night almost set me back a few weeks of recovery time....ALMOST"

"No No........You guys are are just too old........I'm 29 with zero kids....well none that I know of at least..........
I didn't "clip" anything.......just added something......"

"Extension my ass..........Listen here fatty.........if you find someone that makes 'em you need to tell everyone here.......

"t had it's first viewing last night....... .....and she said I was F-in crazy.......... and then she reached for it.......and to that I smacked her hand away......
It was kinda funny.......but you have to understand one thing.....I couldn't play anyways...........so better to make a point..... "
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Old 06-11-2002, 05:27 PM
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gold tooth with a diamond in it.
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Old 06-11-2002, 05:46 PM
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Old 06-11-2002, 06:36 PM
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maybe he got a set of BOLT-ONS
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Sounds like he's having a conversation with himself.
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my bet is there's a new hole in the end o his little buddy with a ring through it so his woman can hook a chain on to it and drag his a$$ around at will.
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Old 06-11-2002, 07:09 PM
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Yup, think he must have run a sword thru the head of his soldier. In his post, he didn't say it wasn't a piercing, just asked what made you think so. I always felt I was born with an adequate number of hole in my body, never felt the need to add to them.
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Could it be a tattoo?
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Maybe he made the switch....to the man-gina!


Naaaahhh, that wouldn't set off a metal detector.........
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Old 06-11-2002, 10:50 PM
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OK,
I'm thinking he added a little bit of fat (girth) somewhere where the sun don't shine

OR.....

He's had a metal wire inserted to keep him erect

OR.....

a wire to keep him STRAIGHT

AM I RIGHT?????!!!
 
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