Work Smarter not harder.
 

To ensure that Americans never offend anyone -
particularly fanatics intent on killing us - airport

screeners will not be allowed to profile people.

They will continue random searches of 80-year-old

women, little kids, airline pilots with proper

identification, Secret Service agents who are

members of the President's security detail, 85-year

old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor

winning former Governors.

Let's pause a moment and take the following test.



In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were

kidnapped and massacred by:

(a) Olga Corbutt

(b) Sitting Bull

(c) Arnold Schwartzeneger

(d) Arab Muslim male extremists mostly between the

ages of 17 and 40



In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:

(a) Lost Norwegians

(b) Elvis

(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women

(d) Arab Muslim male extremists mostly between the

ages of 17 and 40



During the 1980's a number of Americans were

kidnapped in Lebanon by:

(a) John Dillinger

(b) The King of Sweden

(c) The Boy Scouts

(d) Arab Muslim male extremists mostly between the

ages of 17 and 40



In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown

up by:

(a) A pizza delivery boy

(b) Pee Wee Herman

(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day

(d) Arab Muslim male extremists mostly between the

ages of 17 and 40.



In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked,

and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and

thrown overboard by:

(a) The Smurfs

(b) Davy Jones

(c) The Little Mermaid

(d) Arab Muslim male extremists mostly between the

ages of 17 and 40



In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a

U.S. Navy diver was murdered by:

(a) Captain Kid

(b) Charles Lindbergh

(c) Mother Teresa

(d) Arab Muslim male extremists mostly between the

ages of 17 and 40



In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

(a) Scooby Doo

(b) The Tooth Fairy

(c) Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid who had a few

sticks of dynamite left over from the train job.

(d) Arab Muslim male extremists mostly between the

ages of 17 and 40



In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first

time by:

(a) Richard Simmons

(b) Grandma Moses

(c) Michael Jordan

(d) Arab Muslim male extremists mostly between the

ages of 17 and 40



In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania

were bombed by:

(a) Mr. Rogers

(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's

women problems

(c) The World Wrestling Federation to promote its

next villain: "Mustapha the Merciless"

(d) Arab Muslim male extremists mostly between the

ages of 17 and 40



On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and

destroyed and thousands of people were killed by:

(a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and

Elmer Fudd

(b) The Supreme Court of Florida

(c) Mr. Bean

(d) Arab Muslim male extremists mostly between the

ages of 17 and 40



In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan

against:

(a) Enron

(b) The Lutheran Church

(c) The NFL

(d) Arab Muslim male extremists mostly between the

ages of 17 and 40



In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and

murdered by:

(a) Bonny and Clyde

(b) Captain Kangaroo

(c) Billy Graham

(d) Arab Muslim male extremists mostly between the

ages of 17 and 40



Hmmm . . . let's seen now --- nope, absolutely no

patterns here to justify profiling...

Good one Ron, I give it :D :D :D :D

AINT THAT THE TRUTH TRIPPS:D :D :D :D

GUYS ...BUT WE MIGHT OFFEND AND HURT PEOPLES FEELINGS IF WE WERE TO PROFILE!!! THOSE ARE ALL JUST HASTY GENERALIZATIONS........NOT SEEMS TO BE A PADDERN TO ME.

CAT..I KNOW YOU SEE THE SAME PATTERN..YOU ARE NOT A DUMB MAN.

I guess it's just my imagination that I don't see the towers any more when I drive up the NJ Turnpike.

Come on now Cat. Even liberals need to agree that we should be using common sense and spend some extra time searching people that look like the enemy rather than looking up my Grandmother's skirt.