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gmhdfan 06-24-2002 09:08 AM

OT Monday Funny (or not)
 
What does K Mart and a preist have in common?


Both have boys underwear at half off!!:)

Iggy 06-24-2002 09:12 AM

That's a low blow.....:rolleyes:

gmhdfan 06-24-2002 10:00 AM


Originally posted by Iggy
That's a low blow.....:rolleyes:
Hey Iggy no pun intended but thats a funny come back line for that joke.:)

It's just a JOKE if you want I'll delete it. Bet Catman & Crash will think it's funny.

Iggy 06-24-2002 10:03 AM

Pun intended.

Don't deleate it.
Lets see where it goes.
I'll be someone will post a comment, or two.

Chris288 06-24-2002 10:09 AM

How do you get a NUN pregnant ????
 
Dress her up as an ALTER-BOY !!! :D :D :D

WaterMoose 06-24-2002 10:13 AM

Ok, so I couldn't resist....

"Kinda gives 'the laying on of hands' new meaning!"

WM

CigDaze 06-24-2002 10:35 AM

LOL!
:D :D :D

TulsaLarry 06-24-2002 10:35 AM

What does K Mart and a preist have in common?
 
They both offer a BLUE (BLEW) LIGHT SPECIAL?

Risk Taker 06-24-2002 11:16 AM

How did the altar boy catch a social disease ???

He hummed the wrong hymn........:D ;)

Shorgasm 06-24-2002 12:09 PM

AW....come on guys.........I hear some thunder in the distance.......;)

Has anybody else seen the sun in the last 14 days????......well not me......this rain has got to stop......:rolleyes:

WaterMoose 06-24-2002 12:47 PM

Wanna know the most dangerous part of an Altar Boys job?

Kneeling!

gmhdfan 06-24-2002 12:49 PM

Thats funny Shor, I was thinking about lighting when I was typing that joke. :) But this rain does bite!!:confused: :confused:

Tbonepmp 06-24-2002 01:02 PM

RUTHLESS!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D

Cord 06-24-2002 01:14 PM


Originally posted by WaterMoose
Wanna know the most dangerous part of an Altar Boys job?

Kneeling!


And here I thought it was bowing.

WaterMoose 06-24-2002 02:47 PM

"Bless me Father, for I have fondled...."

Overheard during communion...
"You want me to put WHAT on my tongue??"

Ok, I'll stop...

WM

mxz800 06-24-2002 05:11 PM

:D :D :D :D


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