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Risk Taker 06-27-2002 02:56 PM

OT: "Girls Night Out"
 
Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.

The first one did not have anything to dry herself with, so she took off her panties, wiped herself and threw them away.

The second not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon off of a flower
wreath to clean herself.

The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other: " We have to be on the lookout, it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties...."

The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that read, 'We will never forget you."

:eek: :D :D ;)

Wally 06-27-2002 02:58 PM

LMAO! :D :D

Offshore Addiction 06-27-2002 02:59 PM

I'll give that a 3

Shane 06-27-2002 03:00 PM

:D :D :D

TulsaLarry 06-27-2002 03:01 PM

What happened to your Viagra joke, I liked it better:confused:

seanclong 06-27-2002 03:06 PM

:D :D :D

CigDaze 06-27-2002 03:07 PM

:D :D :D :D
LMAO!

Risk Taker 06-27-2002 03:09 PM


Originally posted by TulsaLarry
What happened to your Viagra joke, I liked it better:confused:
Sorry TL....self-censorship there. The more I saw it, the less I liked it. After all, I have set the bar VERY high....:D ;)


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