On Lake Travis (and I'm sure other lakes) guys frequently think it is a great idea to have a bachelor party with a pontoon boat, the only problem is that they look like they probably aren't really interested in ladies at all.

I like to call this situation: A boner barge.

Sausage cruise

Or.......Boat for Sell.....I sure hope they Sale it......Must See......Why?..... to see what a POS it is? if I was gonna buy the F'r don't ya think I'd come see it?

You're damn genius!! Now you have to figure out what to say when something brand new shows up on the boat!!

Same thing the wife always says " it was on sale 50% off!"

I've been called a "Nautical Nitwit" and my local marine store guy told me I have the mechanical aptitude of a push on clothespin.

”Where's the head at ????”

Dont say that to a non boater.....I think he thought I was asking for a hummer !?:lolhit:

” no dude the bathroom ”





Also my bud says ” china walk ” think hes thinking of the china wok restaurant.

The best one I heard was a guy that just put his brandy new 30 something sea ray in for the first time. towing it with a brandy new caddy rear wheel drive. Put it in so the water was banging on the back window.. gets boat off with family on parks car jumps on boat takes off, see him turning around coming straight for me to t bone me into the dock. I jump out into the water to stop him ( not a good idea now that I think about it ) like i was going to stop it...Almost runs me over and hits my boat . then he says ' Cant get no traction out here" Cant find the brakes.. could not believe my ears. End of day you should have seen him pulling it out .. Thats another story

I've been asked:

"Wow how much gas that take? Like 40 gallons?"

"How many nitrous bottles that have?"

Or the most common at the gas station:

"What kinda fish you lookin ta catch?"

Now that's a real focktard .....:lolhit::angry-smiley-038::lolhit: