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TRL505 09-06-2012 11:06 AM


Originally Posted by JasonSmith (Post 3770570)
My favorite thing the LOTO locals say about the rough water is: "The lake isn't bad during the week." Really? What lake isn't?
I love how I have an oil ring around my boat that takes acid to clean off from a weekend of boating there, even though my boat doesn't leak oil. Oh, the water tastes like gasoline too!
Honestly, I think it is a neat place with lots of bars on the water, populated by folks that don't know it is way less expensive to drink beer out of the cooler rather than at a bar.
Oh, don't forget it is the 3rd most dangerous body of water in the USA,lead only by the Colorado river & Atlantic ocean.
Yup, LOTO is where it is at! Make sure you keep it there!

What he said...

BadReputation 09-06-2012 11:40 AM

I grew up on LOTO and have seen it become what it is today. The property may be cheap compared to California but you can get more for your money nowadays in Florida! LOTO does have something for.everyone. The lake changes drastically through the mile markers, higher numbers equals calmer water and much much cheaper housing. 34mm and under, it's ridiculous houses and boats and rough water, and a lot of fun!
Yes I do get an oil sludge line on my boat....When I go to party cove, the shootout, or any event where there are literally thousands of boats gathered. And its mostly from the hundreds of generators running on the cruisers.... just go out for lunch and a cruise, no oil line...
LOTO is cleaner than it ever has been! They've eliminated almost all of the faulty septic systems and outlawed Styrofoam. Anybody remember the floating foam balls in the 90's? Debris everywhere!! It doesn't have algae problems or barnacles.. and the e coli problem is only because the MEDIA tests for it at Public Beach 2 where all the idiots feed the hundreds of geese!! Its been proven over and over and is isolated to that area.. they even tried to eliminate the geese until the tree huggers freaked out.

36Tango 09-06-2012 11:51 AM


Originally Posted by JasonSmith (Post 3770570)
My favorite thing the LOTO locals say about the rough water is: "The lake isn't bad during the week." Really? What lake isn't?
I love how I have an oil ring around my boat that takes acid to clean off from a weekend of boating there, even though my boat doesn't leak oil. Oh, the water tastes like gasoline too!
Honestly, I think it is a neat place with lots of bars on the water, populated by folks that don't know it is way less expensive to drink beer out of the cooler rather than at a bar.
Oh, don't forget it is the 3rd most dangerous body of water in the USA,lead only by the Colorado river & Atlantic ocean.
Yup, LOTO is where it is at! Make sure you keep it there!

You might want to check out the quality of your hull, the water does not taste like gasoline, and you are right, there re far fewer cheap asses at LOTO. The "third most dangerous body of water" could very well be. That said, take a look at the accidents and remove the jetskiis from it and the stats may look a little different. add into that the number of people and boats that are on the lake, and the numbers turn. You probably are one of those that think that general aviation is safer than driving because you like to fly.

Why the hard on for Lake of the Ozarks? I don't get it.

PhantomChaos 09-06-2012 12:45 PM

What a $hit hole! LOL :D :D

keegan 09-06-2012 02:24 PM


Originally Posted by 36Tango (Post 3770934)
That said, take a look at the accidents and remove the jetskiis from it and the stats may look a little different.

It doesn't work like that... If it does, then I would like to remove all the votes casted for Obama, by black people, on this years ballot...

Knot 4 Me 09-06-2012 02:32 PM

Do they play anything other than banjo music at TRL? If I visit should I work on my pig squeal? Gotta make Ned Beatty proud! :bunnydance:

TRL505 09-06-2012 02:51 PM


Originally Posted by keegan (Post 3771043)
It doesn't work like that... If it does, then I would like to remove all the votes casted for Obama, by black people, on this years ballot...

:lolhit::lolhit::lolhit::lolhit::lolhit::lolhit::l olhit:

Someone just got owned...

TRL505 09-06-2012 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by Knot 4 Me (Post 3771048)
Do they play anything other than banjo music at TRL? If I visit should I work on my pig squeal? Gotta make Ned Beatty proud! :bunnydance:

They sneak in a Washtub bass for the lows and some Whiskey Jugs for the mid ranges. The tweets are handled by a dude playing spoons.

I LOVE LOTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And anal skanks....

salesmanship 09-06-2012 03:17 PM

Not to date myself but I learned to water ski off the docks at Sportsman's Cove back in the early 70's.
My Dad's SS 235 Slickcraft was one of the largest boats on the water back then. You could "channel ski" and not get laughed at. The water was clean and clear. Of course over time everything changed and I changed along with it.
I still like to go a few times a year but now I'm glad to live and boat in FL. I've had the opportunity to boat all over North America and a few places around the world and so far like or not, there is no place on the planet like LOTO. BTW I never heard that acronym used until it started popping up on OSO. It was always just "The Lake" or "The Ozarks". To me it should be "Lake of a million condos".
Anyway, if you've never been there put it on your list.

fountain4play 09-06-2012 03:58 PM

We started coming down for a weekend here and there for years before we bought our place on the North Shore and I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. We are down almost every weekend and live roughly 365 miles to the Northwest.

We could boat at Truman, Table Rock or others that are closer or as far but we like what LOTO has to offer for us. Some people think Table Rock is the perfect lake and it might be but if you like to cruise and stop at a new place every weekend your out of luck. At LOTO we can either go out in the boat or hang out near our cove with the neighbors.

As far as being a dangerous lake most of the accidents that get reported involve jet skiers or other pleasure boats and on the rare occation a performance boat.

Getting back to the original question would we boat at Havasu or somewhere else if it was closer, probably but at the moment this is in our backyard and we love it...


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