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Organdonor 07-11-2002 11:20 AM

Important Govt Announcement!
 
The government announced today that it is changing it's emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.

Organdonor 07-11-2002 11:22 AM

CHINESE PROVERBS
 
CHINESE PROVERBS
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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NObaja 07-11-2002 11:38 AM

woman who fly upsidedown have crack-up

Offshore Addiction 07-11-2002 12:20 PM

:D :D :D

CigDaze 07-11-2002 12:22 PM

:D :D :D

seanclong 07-11-2002 12:34 PM

:D :D :D

Donzi Corleone 07-11-2002 02:04 PM

Your overworked DONOR!!!!:D :p


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