Offshoreonly.com - OT - No Rent For You

A proper man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend
the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he
left, he told her that he did not have any cash with
him, but that he would have his secretary write a
check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT
FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office he regretted what he had
done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the
price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250
and enclosed the following note:

Dear Madam,
Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of
your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed
upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under
the impression that:
1) it had never been occupied;

2) that there was plenty of heat;

3) that is was small enough to make me cozy and at
home.

Last night, however, I found out that it had been
previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and
that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
returned the check for $250.00 with the following
note:
Dear Sir:

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know
how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment
is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have
enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady.