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Old 02-11-2013, 08:56 PM
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I've been playing around with a hydraulic Kayak stretcher.....It inserts through the cockpit hole and pushes fore and aft....unfortunately on the first test at a local sporting goods store I failed to check the hull on the display model I selected and the poor b*st*rd who had crawled in previously to inspect the forward area got a heck of a colonoscopy. Sadly he has no health insurance so I don't know who to send the bill to.

Too Stroked: Do you have contacts in the secret Service who might qualify this guy for Obamacare? I hate to practice unlicensed medicine without some significant financial gain.
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Old 02-11-2013, 09:10 PM
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Life is too short.. save all the headaches and head over to Douglas, Mi. and around lunch time look around town for the only guy in town wearing a shirt pocket pen pouch. Talk up the kayak part good but save the turbine part for last.
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Originally Posted by T2x
Too Stroked: Do you have contacts in the secret Service who might qualify this guy for Obamacare? I hate to practice unlicensed medicine without some significant financial gain.
I have contacts within the Secret Service, but apparently they're so secret that even I'm not allowed to know who they are. (I know they're watching me though.) I do have a friend (yes, I have friends) who practices freelance gynecology on Wednesday nights. Would that help?

As for qualifying your friend with the colonoscopy, he already qualifies for Obamacare since he's had something crammed up his butt.

Gotta go. Sasquatch is looking in the bedroom window and it's time for my electroshock therapy session. Tally ho!
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Originally Posted by JRider
I am sure JBS knows some people.
now thats funny
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