Converting a Kayak into a 50' Turbine Powered Offshore Cat
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I've been playing around with a hydraulic Kayak stretcher.....It inserts through the cockpit hole and pushes fore and aft....unfortunately on the first test at a local sporting goods store I failed to check the hull on the display model I selected and the poor b*st*rd who had crawled in previously to inspect the forward area got a heck of a colonoscopy. Sadly he has no health insurance so I don't know who to send the bill to.
Too Stroked: Do you have contacts in the secret Service who might qualify this guy for Obamacare? I hate to practice unlicensed medicine without some significant financial gain.
Too Stroked: Do you have contacts in the secret Service who might qualify this guy for Obamacare? I hate to practice unlicensed medicine without some significant financial gain.
#62
Life is too short.. save all the headaches and head over to Douglas, Mi. and around lunch time look around town for the only guy in town wearing a shirt pocket pen pouch. Talk up the kayak part good but save the turbine part for last.
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As for qualifying your friend with the colonoscopy, he already qualifies for Obamacare since he's had something crammed up his butt.
Gotta go. Sasquatch is looking in the bedroom window and it's time for my electroshock therapy session. Tally ho!