Sweet pimpin' ride!
 

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/boa/3710890433.html

ok this right here is a prime honey hauler. lemme break it down for you. in one month it will be boat season. until then all you have to do is wax it. float up to the beach in this bad ***** and the hoes will flock. happens every year! give me a ride they asked, I'll take my bikini top off they said. but it doesn't end there. with this two stroke motor you can practically call yourself a chemist mixing the gas and oil. this wave slammer hauls ass tho. if the girls don't take their top off that's ok cause the wind speed will blow em off for sure. cant afford a malibu? you probably cant afford the women on one either. this is the boat for you. being built in 1972 the creators definitely had ***** magnet on the build sheet. this is a bachelors dream right here. and you won't find a better deal, for only one easy payment of 600 bucks this chick magnet will be yours!! I hate to see it go but it's just time to move the fortune to another lucky guy. but thats not all, there's more! the trailer has built in guides on the side for when you are hammered drunk at the end of the day so you can still get er loaded up. shoot me a text and make your wet dreams a reality 219 510 2340 cash or trade offers welcome. oh and if you could not flag my ad, that would be great. this is real and i have titles in hand for boat and trailer.


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That's awsome!

Hey dog that looks like my first boat , even has the same massive power plant . Mine was burnt orange in color with a black racing stripe down the sides . Yea ,bikinis be flockin' to that fo sho !! :evilb: Some lucky dog will get it . :lolhit:

http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/...ep/Image10.jpg

Is this an online creative writing class assignment? I would have bought it if he would have left out the visual aids. LOL

That is EXACTLY the same boat an old friend of mine bought right after he got out of alcoholic rehabilitation. Well, not exactly, his had the skeg broken off flush at the torpedo but he did have the cool white propeller, painted a lot nicer than yours I might add. In any event we would take ol' Skegless down to the San Jacinto river in east Houston and mosey up to some of the best there and I kid you not I was successful several times on that thing! We was young then. Those WERE the days...:evilb:

The funny reality of it is up here in the sticks, ANY boat that steams around the lake will pull the chicks! This ride would do just fine!:thankyouthankyou:

Best ad ever, period.

That might have something to do with the way a "chick" is categorized in the sticks! :evilb:

For sure.

That is the same as my first boat also. 1974 Safety-mate

"Hardcore since 74"

sa brah we had a boat kinda like yours when i was young but it was more narrow and My dad drove that b%tch from the very front of the boat on a long stick. if you pushed the stick the boat went right and if you pulled it the boat went left lol

When i grow up i want one of doe,s...bro,i...so can gett de ho,s:lolhit:

My boy Ned sent me this today in a text.... Was cracking up when I read it too a coupe of my guys...

Pat

That guy needs a sales job somewhere!

I wondered where that green-shafted Johnson went

Stinson this could be your next project!!!!

Made my day!!!!!

Thats what I was thinking... He sold the boat already..

Maybe I need to change how I write the ads for our boats??? What do you guys think?

You think he was gettin' it with that boat?? How about a nice shiny red MTI?:eekdrop:

4 sure

YES. I dont think so, ya gotta get the lingo...hoes

Thats Pimp The Nations brother....

that is some funny sh## that made my day for sure!

What does it say about me that this add doesn't suprise me? I think I dyno for this guys distant cousins here in Louisiana and have to hear this type of crap in person. I'm constantly having to refer to my "how to speak Walmart" handbook to understand what some of these guys are saying. Guy called the other day asking if I could dyno his crotch burner. I wasn't sure if he needed me to dyno his bike or if he was needing medicine because his crotch was burning.

Oh Snap, its Blue Balls! Hardcore since 74!!!

Blue balls for sure! :party-smiley-004: