OT: "The Cowboy"
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OT: "The Cowboy"
A man and his girlfriend were driving across Texas when they had
a flat on the car. Getting out, the boyfriend was about to start
changing it when he spotted a cowboy sitting on his horse, rolling a smoke.
He told his girlfriend that he heard that even though a cowboy looked tough, if you just act superior and boss them, they'll do whatever you tell I'm. He tells her to just wait there and watch this,
"Hey *******, get down off of that horse and come over here and change his tire" he said. The cowboy continued to roll the smoke and ignored him.
"Hey ****head, I told you to get over here and change this tire!
The cowboy looked at him and then said" I'll tell you what, fella."
"I'm going to finish my smoke, then I'm going to get down off my
horse, kick your ass, make you change that tire while I **** your girlfriend." "And, I'm gonna make you hold my balls up out of the hot sand while I do it.
As they were driving on across Texas, the girlfriend says "That
cowboy was pretty tough, wasn't he "?
"Naw, he wasn't so tough," said the guy. "Did you see him flinch everytime I dropped his balls in the hot sand."
a flat on the car. Getting out, the boyfriend was about to start
changing it when he spotted a cowboy sitting on his horse, rolling a smoke.
He told his girlfriend that he heard that even though a cowboy looked tough, if you just act superior and boss them, they'll do whatever you tell I'm. He tells her to just wait there and watch this,
"Hey *******, get down off of that horse and come over here and change his tire" he said. The cowboy continued to roll the smoke and ignored him.
"Hey ****head, I told you to get over here and change this tire!
The cowboy looked at him and then said" I'll tell you what, fella."
"I'm going to finish my smoke, then I'm going to get down off my
horse, kick your ass, make you change that tire while I **** your girlfriend." "And, I'm gonna make you hold my balls up out of the hot sand while I do it.
As they were driving on across Texas, the girlfriend says "That
cowboy was pretty tough, wasn't he "?
"Naw, he wasn't so tough," said the guy. "Did you see him flinch everytime I dropped his balls in the hot sand."
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