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DEVIL MAN 07-30-2002 05:24 PM

The D-man Is Back!!!!!!!
 
Well boys...and girls, I thought it was time to make the safe return to OSO and all you knuckleheads....I mean Norty!!!!!!
I hope everyone is doing great and having a great summer.

As most of you know, I received a healthy new kidney from my
beautiful bride on May 9th of this year. The first month was sort
of shaky but the past six weeks have been awesome!!!! I am
awnry, pissed off, grouchy and grumpy....just like my old self!!!!

I have been reading most of the post since the transplant and I
want to thank everyone on OSO for their kind words and their
encouragement.......it really perked me up!!!!

I now have to eat right, avoid alcohol and go slow in the boat....
just the opposite of everyone on the board. We now have nothing in common!!! Thank you again for all your support!!

DMan.....and the D is for "I love my DONOR!!!!!

Audiofn 07-30-2002 05:35 PM

You better love your Dohnor :D:D

Hey man I am glad you are getting back you your old grouchy self :D:D

Oh ya if you need anyone to stretch the Devil rides legs you let me know :eek: :eek:

cigarette1 07-30-2002 05:37 PM

He said "... go slow in the boat .." heh heh ... heh heh heh ... heh heh :D

PhantomChaos 07-30-2002 05:39 PM

oh great :(









:D

OffshoreOnly 07-30-2002 06:06 PM

Glad to hear all is well, hang in there!!

OSO

sean stinson 07-30-2002 11:48 PM

Go slow.....yeah right and then you woke up!!!!!

Good to hear your ornery ass is still here to make me miserable.

Stinson

candyman35 07-31-2002 12:12 AM

I'm glad you’re felling better. It's a wonderful thing what your wife did. Take care of your self. Forget the alcohol, eat right and just have fun. Only you can do the right things for your body. Did you explain your definition of slow to your doctor? :eek: Maybe he thinks you are into Sailing. :p :D
Good luck,
Dan

DEVIL MAN 07-31-2002 12:25 AM

As G-Man (Cig 1)told me after going slow for one day, he
said, "Hey Bro, the faster you go, the smoother the ride!"
It looks like he is right. I asked my surgeon if he ever heard
of the Catalina Ski Race and he about fainted when I told
him I wanted to do the race.....he thought I was talking about
skiing!!!!!! I explained that I was going to drive and throttle
the boat and he said to go for it!!!!!

Hey, where is my buddy Baja Bob???? Whatever happened
to Travis and Waterfoul and NickSlick and all the Red Bull
stories about the bat?????

DMan

PhantomChaos 07-31-2002 12:39 AM

Hey DMAN-

Go to bed........it's way too late for you to be up.

Nort (aka Universal Chaos) :D :D :D :D

PS: And the "D" stands for still has to not DNF on the ski race.

DEVIL MAN 07-31-2002 01:03 AM

Phantom....the DNF was two years ago....last year was third overall....if you weren't blinded by all the liquor in your brain, you would be able to recall these simple facts.....while you are on the sidelines yawning, I am paricipating you Dumb ass poodle....I think it is about time for another Formula/Fountain debate!!!!!!!!

DMan....and the D is for Did finish!!!!!

It is never too late for the DMan!!!!!

sean stinson 07-31-2002 02:26 AM

D don't make me bring up the Polar Bear run from 2 years ago stud.

jawbreakerkid 07-31-2002 09:43 AM

DMan- it is great to see you back. to hell with "going slow"! think about it, the slower you go, the closer to Nort you'll be! :D

chad

Audiofn 07-31-2002 09:49 AM

Hey Nort coming from a guy that owns a Baja that has to hurt just a little!!!!;) ;)

bajabob38 07-31-2002 10:20 AM

Hey D-man, glad your back, your the only guy who can keep the Phantom in check.:D :D :D

P.S.

Lets see if your mind is still sharp.

Who did the sixers trade wilt to? and who was involved in the trade??

And the D stands for Destroy Nort!!!

Audiofn 07-31-2002 10:31 AM

Hey D-man how we doing with our bet?????? So far My Patriots kicked your teams butts. Your Lakers kicked My teams BUTTS. My Buins kicked your teams Butts!!! so we are now down to Baseball as the possible thing to put us into a tie again but that is not looking good for you old man :D:D What will be the tiebreaker? Soccer??? :D:D

Jon

CigDaze 07-31-2002 10:31 AM

Welcome back brutha!
Glad everything went well. Sounds like you have a very special woman behind you! Good luck! :cool:

MissAmy 07-31-2002 11:48 AM

Glad to hear the recovery is going well for you. It's great news and wonderful to have you back. :)

G-Force 07-31-2002 12:08 PM

Good to have you back bro!!:D ;)

BADA BING 07-31-2002 12:39 PM

Hey Ron, your being back...does this mean we can do lunch again at Jerry's Deli:D I know In & out burger is still out of the question:mad:

Glad things are going well for you and Kristen:)

PS, call me when you want to do the speed run without the women, like I said I'll help clean the Devil 1:cool:

PhantomChaos 07-31-2002 05:38 PM


Originally posted by DEVIL MAN
Phantom....the DNF was two years ago....last year was third overall....if you weren't blinded by all the liquor in your brain, you would be able to recall these simple facts.....while you are on the sidelines yawning, I am paricipating you Dumb ass poodle....I think it is about time for another Formula/Fountain debate!!!!!!!!

DMan....and the D is for Did finish!!!!!

It is never too late for the DMan!!!!!


DMan~

Once a DNF, always a DNF. It's not me that's blinded, but you by my brilliant innocence. You are rusty in your responses, but I will go easy on you considering the circumstances that you’ve been through recently. True, I will be on the sidelines for the Catalina Ski Race, but what is a race without spectators. I will be following you and your rusty crew with a video camera in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other while we watch you idle across the finish line again. Of course, we’ll give you a courtesy clap while watching others blaze through the finish area with rooster tails to the skier at nearly 100mph.

PS: And the "D" is for "The damn gas tank is empty"!!! :D :D :D

DEVIL MAN 07-31-2002 05:49 PM

Thanks again for the words of encouragement!!!
'
Stinson....hey bro. we won that year!!!! Right???? Not my fault that the competition failed to show up....can't believe you are still bitter about that day...just cause I woke you up at 4:00 am and you were in a grouchy mood!!!! Poor sport!!!

Baja Bob....did you ever get my rundown on the 64 Phils??? The
outfielder that I could not recall was Briggs!!!!

As for the trade for Wilt....that happened in 68 I believe and the Sixers traded the Giant to the Lakers for guard Archie Clark, center Daryl Imphoff and a bunch of cash.....that was too easy Baja!!!

DMan

thisistank 07-31-2002 05:51 PM

Oh sh*t, here we go again!!:rolleyes: :D You guys are out of control!


D, I'm glad everything went good. Heard you guys had a good break in trip to S.D. Sorry we missed it but I assure you I will give you the chance to buy me the lunch you owe!!! (you thought I'd forget huh!?):D :D :D :D I'm thinking some Sushi;) ;) :D

sean stinson 07-31-2002 09:50 PM

Big D,

Thought for awhile you didn't love me anymore, bro.

I still have the first place trophy, bro so not bitter but I doubt very seriously that I will fall for the 6-8 boats minimum line again.

But it was fun bobbing in the breakwater at about 5:45 am in 40 degree weather. I guess we had the last laugh because our triumphant skier got his dumbass in the frigid Pacific waters shortly thereafter.:p :p :p

Let's talksoon I miss your bantering like Norman Bates in Phsyco. Tell Kristen Hi.

Sean

DEVIL MAN 08-01-2002 11:45 AM

Hey Tank.....I thought you would forget about that lunch!!! Guess not??? Don't you worry...like all the other lunches I owe to people, your pre-wrapped ham sandwich from the fuel dock with the bag of Frito's and the snapple are on the way!!!!!! I am thinking on dining at the Yardhouse this Saturday....if you are in town....we can settle the score....if not, it might be an In-N-Out
burger at the poker run!!!! Looking forward to hanging out with you soon.

DMan....and the D is for Day old pre wrapped sandwiches are half price at the fuel dock!!!!

DEVIL MAN 08-01-2002 02:31 PM

Hey Seanster....I told you to bring a jacket and that the tank top would not be warm enough....it was the middle of January!!!!! What did you expect????? Hey....we didn't break that day!!!!!!!

DMan....and the D is for Stinson being improperly DRESSED!!!!!


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